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Eh. Their lives are fucked whether or not someone accurately points out the state’s problem with performative Libertarian cosplayers crying every time someone asks them to act like a responsible adult for 5 minutes.

Show me on the doll where he touched you and you liked it.

Thanks for the reminder to fill out and send in my absentee ballot for the primary. I live in a state that sends them to anybody on request, and is proactively sending the request form to everybody this year (though they’d rather you applied by Web).

Absentee ballot application* thing.

Yeah, he conveniently forgets that just yesterday he was threatening to withhold aid over the absentee ballot thing. 

It is a reference to the borderline incitement to riot that he twitted out in response to the protests against quarantines and shutdowns not long ago.

It means he can get in a dig at someone he hates.  If that fat fucking asshole can ever tweet something constructive I will probably die.  That orange stained asshole is the lowest form of life and anyone that still supports that fucking shit stain can fuck off forever.

“Governor must now “set you free” to help.”

“Governor must now “set you free” to help.” - DJT

This is how both my grandmothers, both porteños (people from Buenos Aires) would make it. A lot of the mass-made store-bought dulce de leche you can buy here in the US ends up never tasting as good as this incredibly simple method right here.

Don’t leave it in the can, just spatula it out into a tupperware and put in the fridge. Better yet, if you’re planning to eat it later straight up, put the tupperware in the freezer and see how something that’s already as perfect and angelic as dulce de leche can be made even better by being enjoyed very cold (it

And Mr. Miller was in a lose lose situation; divulge his customers information AND play into the “why are you here, what are you doing here, you need to answer all my questions immediately” bullshit OR do what he did and look guilty.

I’ve been tempted to do this a number of times, but my local supermarket has precooked cans of Nestle La Lechera dulce de leche right next to the La Lechera sweetened condensed milk at the exact same price, so...

They actually sell dulce de leche in the can in the international foods section of the grocery store.   No danger required.   I try to keep a couple cans in the pantry because it elevates some simple things to special.

Do you really think that people who have more money than they could spend in 10 lifetimes are worried about making more money?

Do you really think that people who have more money than they could spend in 10 lifetimes are worried about making more money?

Wow, I’ve seen some REALLY stupid comments today but you might win the award for the dumbest. Congratulations.

Audio from the traffic stop:

so theyre trying to make money for their jobs??? those mother fuckers. can you believe them. calm the hell down, have a snickers.