Yeah, that comparison was deeply unfair. Also, while I’m sure he has his moments, he does not seem like a horrible privileged person. Mazepin approaches everything the way I would expect the son of a Russian billionaire to. He’s like the bad guy in a John Wick movie or something. If he can’t buy his way out of…

Or a Haas CNC machine. 

The only way to hold the team accountable is to go after their sponsors. So I guess uh.... I won’t be buying any Richard Mille watches.

We’re gonna need more Quarters.

Nearly Patrick’ed it right into the wall, the Jalopnik way.

I’ve heard this kind of rationalization before. Once in a while though, a deer, a cyclist or someone just walking will be right at the apex...

Hold up, the guy who designed the X5 is throwing barbs at other car designers? I don’t care how many units it may or may not have sold, that is one of the most BLAND and aesthetically boring designs in history.

You mean it doesn’t look grotesque and exaggerated, and that isn’t enough because the car has to communicate excitement if they put in a low revving turbo 4 and numb electric steering. I appreciate your point of view.

The Renault 5 Turbo FE is hands down my favorite car to drive in Forza Horizon 4. Once souped up with a decent tune, this thing is so much fun to throw around, with absolute pinpoint precision. As an added bonus, it has all the perk attributes that make it an absolute monster for scoring perk points. Surprised the…

The Mighty Mouse!

All I ask is that you do your part to keep Jalopnik weird.

But Cybertruck dual motor supposedly will start at $49k and have Tesla’s charging network. Top of the range Cybertruck will be $69k. I sincerely doubt this will do anything to Cybertruck sales. 

I think they can compete by A. existing for purchase and B. costing half.

The base model EV2 is twice the price of a base Cybertruck, and a fully tricked out Cybertruck with Autopilot and triple motors is still cheaper than the base model. I’m sure Tesla will be fine.

It’s not enough for me. Just because he cooks them that way for years doesn’t mean he cooks them the right way, it just means he’s found the best way for him and for his style of pizza.

Yeah, I like my mushrooms well browned. Pre-cooking would make for a better mushroom pizza experience than either raw or canned IMO.

Yeah my skepticism meter is pretty high on that one too. The good news is that mushrooms are probably the hardest food to destroy so even canned mushrooms retain a decent texture. I still wouldn’t opt for them instead of fresh though.

“Fresh mushrooms actually give off water when they’re cooked,” he says. “They can make the crust soggy. It’ll come out like a swamp.”

All we need is a bit of canned tuna.