“Gawker Media Responds To The New York Times” is one of my favorite subjects around here.

This worked for some others yesterday, so...the only thing I’d love more than this fridge is to be ungreyed on Pictorial?

Just think of all the mutton that's passed through those doors.

I have a functional hot water heater from 1951 or ‘52. I’m sure it accounts for 85% of my electric bill, but when you want hot water, you get motherfucking HOT water RIGHT NOW.

No, there has to be an Aga located in close proximity to the 62yo fridge to hit peak Britishness. I'm still not completely clear on what an Aga is, only that British cannot function without them.

Its sole content is a can of Prince Albert.

So... her refrigerator is running?

This couldn’t be any more British if you tried.

Reminder: when you say you are against feminism, then you are simply saying you do not believe women should be equal to men.

I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.

Nope!

Geebers you can’t look away from that, can ya?

Michael Jackson didn't approve? Also keep your hair away from open flame.

I had some tracks put in once for a Halloween costume and totally burnt half the bangs off lighting a cigarette at work. #proudestmoment

Don’t drunk-dial the dead, folks!

I have perfected the stink-eye that I give people when I put their carts away. It’s beautiful to behold.

If I could ps your face (and other Jez writers’ faces) on, I would. But alas, here we are.

Also, and I might be alone in this, but he was brilliant in Mom & Dad Save The World.

I feel like we all do.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Lovitz.