This is completely fucking gross. Firstly, salmonella bacteria are almost always on the OUTSIDE of the eggshell, so you’re bathing your coffee in salmonella. Secondly, many eggs are washed in bleach-y agents (to kill salmonella) and then are rubbed with a sealer to help the egg stay fresh. All of that is washing off…

Hard pass.

Are you my dad? Stop boiling eggs wrong.

If your coffee didn’t taste like shit before, it does now. And it’s cold.

Thank you for this, Dave. Movies like this serve as a reminder of how much fun the world can be. I’ll be watching this with a new appreciation later tonight. And as soon as I get back in my car, Defenders of the Faith is gonna be the first tape I play on my way home.

This is one of the greatest documentaries in cinematic history.

My formative years involved a lot of time in heavy metal parking lots. Just great memories of beer, boobs and buds. Thirty years later I’ve made new memories in these same parking lots with my own kids. The only difference is my youngest (18) son loves to get into the pit and mosh but nowadays I’m content just to hang…

Looking forward to the wave of hypercritical amateur enthusiasts/former dancers who always show up to ballet posts. It’s like the weirdest, most intense commenter subgroup I never would have predicted.

Welcome to every dance troupe ever.

Alvin Ailey has been dead since 1989, which is still no excuse for someone writing about contemporizing ballet not to know who he is and what he accomplished, but Mark Morris is alive and well and his troupe still performs regularly at their studio in Brooklyn...25 years after his adaptation of “classic” ballet The…

People need green spaces. It’s cars and roads and parking lots that take up too much space.

For months now, some assholes on some forum called “GOMI” have been harassing the shit out of Jez regulars.

Lately I’ve been thinking that we’re moving faster and faster towards both Oryx and Crake and The Handmaid’s Tale. Margaret Atwood is an oracle

Someone commented on another post:

The look they give Michael Bolton when he starts the chorus and Andy’s, “What.” gets me every time. So so great.

yo, that was pretty weird, but we’re back in the club.

Bless this post. The Lonely Island is on of my favorite groups ever. Even the ones that would be by normal definition completely stupid are hilarious because they have so much fun doing it!