Yeah, I’d be more inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt if the show didn’t have a fucking plotline where a woman’s code is revealed to be written by a man. I’ve only watched snippets of this show, and each time it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Like Family Guy, when your “satire” ends up celebrating the bad…

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

you must be new here.

Yeah, my sister has microscopic colitis and this is pretty much her worst fear. She knows the location of just about every public restroom, and I think nearly everyone in my family has floored it trying to get her to a bathroom. I feel so sorry for this guy.

aww the video is coming up as “private" :(

I can’t see him Russian into anything. I think he’s only 22.

I feel like this buries the best part of the beef, where a Drumpf supporter called John Legend uneducated (because of course) and he responded, “actually the Donald and I graduated from the same university”. Daaaaaamn. You couldn’t plan for a more perfect burn.

Well aside the annoying questions, we missed out on a lot of things that our brother and peers had, with the reasoning “but there’s two of you” for everything. No birthday parties, no parts in school plays, shunned by others because they were still jealous from nursery school that we were made to wear stickers every…

I saw it this morning and I thought they were charming. I could see how the over talking might get exhausting to follow, but collectively I got the sense that they have zero fucks to give, so good for them.

Tipped workers in most states work for under minimum wage, particularly servers. The pisser is that while they used to get their tips straight out they now have to claim on them, and if they don’t claim what is deemed ‘enough’ they get audited. I’ve seen that happen to a couple of people, which is ridiculous, because…

Exactly why I like to go in for the slow kill.

That 2nd-to-last paragraph was exactly what I was thinking...Hello? VICTORIA SECRET COMMERCIALS!!! Not to mention stuff like this:

I’m pleasantly surprised Breitbart is supporting her.

I want a penguin friend... I'd be content for somebody willing to drive over an hour just to hang out with me.

Not like Melissa McCarthy. Jones is far from a household name — she’s primarily known from SNL. A lot of people probably only recognize her face and work from viral clips, but her name is not usually prominently attached to them.

hot take:

Right? I quit.

I just disagree. I think he’s a high-fashion type and perfect for it.

Starring Melissa Joan Hart. Would watch.

Is his brother single and not a felon...? Asking for a friend 😬