I'm shocked by the lack of coverage given to how many cops kill their significant others. In Toronto, whenever one of them is killed in the line of duty, they shut down the institutional heart of the city for a parade. I've never heard of a parade for the countless women who are murdered by their cop…

I’m not quite sure I can even wrap my mind around how fucked up this is...

Just looking at the sleeping positions in that top photo...

“I don’t want to go bankrupt because I got cancer...”

You need religious oppression and an especially powerful patriarchy to achieve braids that fine.

You’d have perfect braids to if braiding and book of mormoning was the only thing you were able to do with your time as children.

They look like fucking trilobites.

Good. Now hopefully what will happen is a brokered GOP convention that goes to Literally Hitler Ted Cruz, which results in Rejected King Louie Audition Donald Trump running as a 3rd party candidate, handing victory to the Democrats. But instead of the Democratic nomination going to Old Man Sending Soup Back At A Deli…

All Work and No Party is a phenomenal slogan for an independent candidate.

According to the Serenity commentary Tudyk was doing a play so he had to finish filming early. Either way, it’s a stupid reason to kill Wash forever.

It was terrible. As a kid, I felt all happy for the escapee! Live free! Blow bubbles! Much grass! Go hippo!

Ohmyglob. That’s just horrible. Here’s something to make us feel better:

As a kid in So Cal there was a big tv news thing when “Bubbles” the hippo escaped from Lion Country Safari. Hippo was totally happy in a pond it found. Idiots from LCS shot it with a tranquilizer dart while it was in the water, and it drowned.

Hippo facts:

Ohmygosh. Look at his fancy little self! Also, he can swim right? Baby hippos can swim? Because blooop, into that water and then... CUT TO DRINKING MOTHER HIPPO. Like a Lifetime movie.

We are all born scientists. Life beats us into working for the MTA.

Some people feel differently about it.

So there will be... hell toupee.

This guy (Shavee) sounds emotionally abusive, and I feel bad for the people in his life.