Our local garlic fest is coming up at the end of the month. No kidding, the neighborhood literally reeks for 3 days.

Did not know about this, looked it up. It appears the skin cancer thing was a hoax. Dude did nearly die from diabetes, but I’m pretty sure he can’t blame that on his face paint!

Yep! He did! And it’s actually really amazing to watch.

Someone on the Dirt Bag thread said a lovely thing about how his loved ones have to deal with the loss of David Jones, and the rest of us have it considerably easier because David Bowie can’t really die.

All that AND somehow didn’t take himself or his art too seriously (I’m looking at you, Gaga).

Then, his daughter realized the truck’s gas tank would explode and could engulf the house in flames. She jumped in the driver’ seat and gunned the truck sideways on its three remaining wheels, away from the house. She then grabbed a garden hose and began spraying down the house before firefighters arrived.

I imagine the following conversation:

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Lemon Ginger Kevita for me! (Thanks, Slay.douche!) I haven’t had alcohol in over a week. Still can’t get over this cough/sinus/fever garbage. I’ve become addicted to Super Mario Maker for the Wii U in the meantime. Damn, that game is cool. Making Mario levels, playing levels made by…

They are worried about lowering standards, it has not happened, and it likely won’t work.

Just keep one hand in your pocket.

thank you for your meaningful contribution.

For those of you who may have missed it this morning, what Channing’s tweet is about:

asking for a friend?

you know when someone gives you like a few indications that they are kind of an a**hole for a while (a few racist comments over time, couple of homophobic microaggressions) but you dismiss it and you’re just like, “no it was a joke and i probably read too much into it,” or “they probably didn’t mean it like that,”…

Starring Tracey Gold as the daughter who was born without a uterus!

So, wait - the guy that wants to ban the world’s largest religion from entering a country is mad because he might not be able to enter a country? Damn, irony, you nasty.

You never fail me my friend.

I feel like Lover Town and Flavor Town are suburbs of the same terrible city.