So you’re saying every woman married to a guy who made a racist joke 10 years ago should divorce him?

I’m no expert on Italian dialects, but your family is from Rome lady! You should be shortening everything, not stretching out every vowel!

Overpronounces her Italian words...smiles like she she’s going to take a bite out of your jugular...

make him make moooooooore

:0 from where i want a hundred!!!

“Punk as raffi” LOL you made my morning friend. You should silkscreen that onto baby onesies.

It’s a shame that pin uses X’s for his eyes instead of swastikas like it should.

I imagine it was Ivanka’s idea of punk. If GOOP hired a punk columnist it would be someone like young Ivanka.

I’m guessing you’ve only heard 2 or 3 Adele songs...

Bish, get your shoes off the white effing sofa!

I would call bullshit on anything she says. She could claim to have been a teen, that the sky is blue and the grass is green, and I would still call bullshit. She couldn’t tell the truth even if you promised her all the free plastic surgery she wants for the rest of her life.

This is my life goal.

Counter-point: She lied, got caught and is now acting like a petulant teenager over it because she sucks.

The only true snake is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000.

Maybe she’ll dye her hair blue and wear flannels with ripped up corduroys.

You’re a murderer. That Raffi read killed me dead.

Alaska did it first