Identity revealed:

It’s amazing that with as many players as he’s seen, and how hot some of these guys seem to get on court, that he doesn’t have a single story about being verbally abused.  Granted the only person I’ve ever seen really go after the on-court help is Serena.

Giri is hands-down the best writer in tennis right now.

I know tennis isn’t a big draw on Deadspin, but this article was simply outstanding and made my morning. Thanks!

I was not expecting chill U.S. Open ball person to be my Monday motivation to be upbeat and not to let little annoyances at my job get me down, but here we are.

General admission is the absolute fucking worst for any in demand event. The fucking worse. It just leads to lining up a million hours before the thing starts, people trying to find ways to jump the line, people arguing about line jumping, and people fighting about whether saving spots in line is ok.

Seriously. And my god if this guy is a Djokovic fan the richness of this comment would just be too much for my feeble heart to handle.

Do you have backup or are you trolling?  My impression is that Federer hardly ever takes medical timeouts, and the commentators noted multiple times that he has never retired from a match - ever.  

I think LionYeti meant that Roger should have retired from the match, not that he should retire from tennis.  In the fourth set, it was clear that something was bothering him and that if it went to a fifth set, there was probably no way Roger could win.  

ha ha ha i seen it, its good

It’s Always Petty In Philadelphia

Sorry did she not take a banned substance and get suspended? I thought that happened?

You realize there are countries much better to live in than your own, like Sweden, Norway, Germany, Canada, and Australia, right?

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

actually when you win it’s good

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

No problem!

Video Game Characters from Street Fighter hence I assume STREE OVERLORD


GRANDPA 

This dude’s career, lord. Kyrgios could retire after a 1st round loss at this year’s US Open or end up winning half a dozen slams and I don’t know what would surprise me more at this point