Yep. I keep a box of Raven black on hand permanently because it’s the only way to “Fix” blue mistakes.
“Well... it’s fucked. Guess what? You’re going black (haired) now.”

The woman on the left is pretty good too. “So, if we’re in the Merry Old Land of Oz, that means there’s a wicked witch around, doesn’t it?”

At most, preteen Ivanka colored a strip of her hair with blue marker and mommy freaked out. That I might buy.

Agreed. I added blue streaks to my hair in February than in June needed to look professional. Unfortunately the best I could get even going to a salon even 4 months later was greenish streaks. Oh well. I got the job anyway.

flannel and ripped corduroy =/= “punk”

Yup, literally the only way that would work is if she took the route 12 yo me took and used kool-aid (because I was not clever or sneaky enough to get my hands on real dye and my parents wouldn’t let me). Otherwise, total bullshit.

I don’t believe her. She is a lying liar who lies. Just like all the Trumps.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Did someone say Richard Spencer?

I’d wear the houndstooth jumpsuit in a heartbeat & I also love the aggressive boots. Everything else is puzzling.

I know, I totally looked it up. He’s the same height as me! Taylor Swift is Slenderman.

It feels tempting, but it just makes them feel like they have an in. I dragged myself to the grocery store the morning after my grandfather died, looking every bit as wrung out and deflated as I felt. Some dude: You should smile, life isn’t that bad! Me: My grandfather just died. Dude: Aw, I’m sorry beautiful, a smile…

Amen. I feel like it doesn’t happen very often to a fair number of men that women shut them down.

-raises hand- um as I recall the police investigated it and it turned out that the supposed date of the abuse he wasn’t even there. Like he wasn’t even in the country, and there seemed to be evidence of her accusing a couple of other people of the same abuse, like it was the same story point of point but never with…

Men get so uncomfortable when women don’t laugh or smile back at their stupid comments, like it’s our fault for not “getting it.”

When did this whole ‘telling women to smile’ bullshit start? “Hey, smile!!!” WTF, strange and creepy man, fuck off and mind your own fucking business.

This Comedy Central ad is AWFUL please stop running it it’s so obnoxious/disruptive - it won’t let you scroll past.

I had the same feeling, but got around it by making sure my partner knew my feelings about that when we moved in together- he offered to always be the one who left if I needed space. That has meant that he has slept on friends’ couches, inflatable beds, and in spare rooms; stayed back at his parents’ house for a few…

Not that I give a fuck about what Trump tweets or doesn’t., but it’s plenty telling that he’s still pushing the irrelevant fixation on Hillary and nothing about the wildfires that are devastating California. Granted, it’s a state that hates him, but he still, in theory, is responsible for their well-being. If for…

I dream of an arrangement like this. I have a trip coming up in November to Atlanta for a few days. I can’t wait. Living separate is not an option for me (disabled husband), but jeezus, if I could do this I would. Love Mr. Penguin. Want to kill him about 50% of the time (which is the same amount of time pre-disabling…