I can believe it. Hangovers when I was 16-24 were easy peasy. Wake up, pop an Advil, drink water, eat a taco, CURED. Now in my 30s, a hangover is like a two day healing process.

Thank you. My mom and step-dad went to see It and complained about the swearing coming from all the kids and I was like, “Do y’all remember being a teenager? Even a YOUNG teenager? Cursing left and right.”

Both Wheeler parents are useless but Mr. Wheeler is THE WORST.

My friend was 18 (and maybe looked 16) when he encountered Kevin Spacey (he was well into his 40s). Most of the other guys I know were 18-22. And while they are adults, it wasn’t just Kevin Spacey hitting on some young guys. It was very... predatory and manipulative and aggressive.

No. I didn’t just mean him being gay. I mean him going after YOUNG dudes.

Woody Allen’s next movie...

I mean...

I’m 32 and I’ve heard rumors about Kevin Spacey being gay since I was like... 14? Like around when American Beauty came out. Those rumors only got louder when I got into my mid 20s and had friends or friends of friends who were hit on him in various cities he was in for filming.

Exactly. Like just because we are both female and were born in the same year and our parents are friends doesn’t mean I will (or want to be) friends with this person.

There is not a single person that I went to high school with that I am still friends with because we don’t have anything in common any more.

Same. My mom and her friend both married two dudes who were pals and they have a daughter who is like 3 weeks older than me. That basically meant we did fucking everything together growing up. I’ve basically known her since birth. She’s a nice person, but I have zero in common with her and we never hang out (granted,…

Lead singer of Fugazi. He rules.

Tyler.

Ian MacKaye.

See! Not all Ian’s are bad!

It’s fine. I’m sure you have a name that you think is perfectly acceptable and I can think of like 29847928734 people with that name who suck.

but ain’t nothin’ but white folks at the Brixton

Actually I just remembered that I have a good friend named Tommy who is 32 but he’s really, really gay. He gets a pass.

My Ian’s are not wimpy!

Welp, you answered my question. TAKE A STAR.