Have you heard him speak? His voice drains the life from my nether regions.

At least with Jenn, there actually is two N’s in the name Jennifer. Gregory doesn’t have a double g, so Gregg is fucking stupid.

What’s wrong with Ian? I have a bunch of dude friend’s named Ian and they’re all pretty rad. I even dated one of them.

John Legend’s “All of Me” and “Ordinary People,” “When I Was Your Man” by Bruno Mars, “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt, and Adele’s “When We Were Young.”

She’s super funny, creative, and cool. I didn’t say I “worshiped” her. I just like her and her work.

I think anyone that comes into a public spotlight has the propensity to come out looking like an ass hat. Let’s be honest, no one is truly emotionally equipped to be famous, especially now in a digital age. You’re going to make a fool of yourself at some point if you are famous.

This! Even when they broke up they seemed to remain friendly and not in the “we broke up but we remain friends” BS statement way, I mean they seem to legit get along as pals and both of them seem chill AF. That being said, I think they’re cute together and make a good couple.

He dated Jessica Biel for three years and Minka Kelly on and off for six years. And there’s most def been rumors of him dating other actresses on gossip blogs/mags, so maybe you’re just not looking lol.

She’s also Liz B / Niece Denise on The Kroll Show, Tammy on Bob’s Burgers, and Mona-Lisa Saperstein from Parks & Rec!

I have no idea who Jenny Slate is

I think they’re super cute together and I love him with a beard. I like Chris Evans and I think Jenny Slate is super pretty and they both seem like they’d be fun to hang with.

Y’all need to get a fucking grip. 5 meters below the surface is like, 16 or 17 feet deep. The goddamn L train probably takes you deeper under water.

5 meters below the surface is like, 16 or 17 feet. Pretty sure we know about all the creatures that live on the ocean floor less than 20 feet down. It’s not like 30+ THOUSAND feet below the surface.

When I was a kid, every time we went through the Harbor Tunnel I thought of that Stallone movie Daylight.

Mike and Rachel are still boring AF.

It’s fine sometimes but after weeks and weeks of never leaving the house you go insane.

OMG chill out. At least I knew she was even nominated and directed it instead of denying her the right to call herself a director like YouCanHazStarz.

She directed and produced Yentl, The Prince of Tides, and The Mirror Has Two Faces. She was nominated for a Golden Globe for best director for Yentl and The Prince of Tides was nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards.

Diva? Maybe.

Um, are you me? Am I you? This is what I do (K, electronic music, etc)