I haven’t read it yet. Why didn’t you like it?

THANK YOU. This fucking “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT COLD IS!” bullshit drives me fucking nuts.

I didn’t say it was COLD. I said it was a cool mediterranean climate. In no part of my post did I say it was COLD. I implied it could feel chilly. Let the “My state is colder than your state” dick measuring contest begin. (EYEROLL).

There’s also NO humidity in California. It really does make a big difference.

I really love Tessa Thompson’s rainbow dress and Zoe Kravitz’s feather gown. I really like Judith Light’s dress... I can’t really pinpoint why but I do. I also really like Shailene Woodley’s green velvet dress. I just wish it was slightly more tailored or accessorized.

It takes place in Monterey, which is like two hours south of San Francisco. Despite people thinking that California is always hot AF, Northern California is actually a very cool Mediterranean climate. The average high in the summer is only mid-60s and gets down to the low to mid 50s at night. The ocean in Northern…

why not adapt another Moriarty novel with (most of) the same cast in new roles?

Doesn’t J Law have two?

Watching Tony Bennett talk about her in that movie made me wish he’d gotten to her sooner.

I have one of those fancy toilets with the heated seats and the electric bidet and once I was WAAAAYYYYYY drunk after a bachelorette party and was barfing my brains out in the toilet and got sprayed in the face with the bidet and was half horrified, half refreshed.

Women are fucking animals in the bathroom. I used to have to clean the bathrooms once in a while at a music venue / bar and I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT. Like I am a woman, and still some of the things I saw are even a mystery to me though.

And? It’s 2017. And now there are lots of amazing female DJs who have been around for decades. No excuse.

Blake Lively will never be an Oscar winner, even if J Law did do GG and Blake took all Jennifer’s roles, she just would have sucked at them, not won Oscars.

Yikes, she read the material and wanted that part??

I haven’t listened to it yet, but when I hear “involvement” when it comes to these celebrity products, I really doubt anyone things that the celebs are in a lab themselves. I think of it as more like “Is this celebrity active behind the line creatively? Do they put their input in on whether they want it to be animal…

This bums me out so bad. Jessi was rad. I booked Those Darlins maybe... 8-10 times when they were still together and we had a lot of mutual friends. She is the second person I’ve known this week to die from complications stemming from cervical cancer. She was 28 and the other girl I knew was 36. It’s making me want to…

In DC/Bmore it’s just the “corner store”. A lot of them are similar to bodegas in look and feel and in what they sell, only without the deli part or the ability to buy loosies (cigs lol). But they’re small stores with a few grocery basics and other stuff. I feel like bodegas are very much a NYC thing.

When I saw this story earlier today, it warmed my cold dead heart. THAT is a great friend. And probably a pretty rare type of friendship for Hollywood/famous life.

Also not all kids are the same! My friend’s kid never wants to sleep with her because her husband snores and my friend hogs the covers lol. He’d rather starfish in his own big boy bed. For her she was like, “EVERY MOTHER AT MY SON’S SCHOOL IS FUCKING AUTOMATIC PSYCHOLOGIST OR DOCTOR NOW” and thinks they know…

Like I said,