My bodega cat got knocked up and there were bodega kitties knockin’ shit over for weeks and it was adorable.

ALL OF THIS COMMENT. ALL. OF. IT. YES.

We had bodegas in some neighborhoods in DC but they weren’t quite the same as NYC ones. But I still liked them and went to them all the time.

Uh, this is bullshit. My bodega/corner store dudes are the best. This stupid box ain’t gonna listen to me drunk-cry about my shitty life while I buy a beef patty, tampons, and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos at 4AM.

He got gout from gaining/losing all that weight in Chapter 27. That being said, he also made himself partially blind for Blade Runner.

I don’t have a kid so I don’t see this very much, but I hear about it all the time from friends and I was baffled. My girlfriend spent an hour+ the other day venting to me about some asshole mom in her son’s kindergarten class coming for her about my pal’s own parenting choices. She is a much better person than me…

Ahh, Kate Hudson. She’s an Oscar-nominated actress.

This was a problem with the Apple Watch! The sensor wouldn’t detect contact with your skin if you had dark skin or maybe had tattoos on your wrist (like if you had a sleeve).

Fun fact I heard somewhere and didn’t verify, but it can’t hurt: in at least some states, the police can compel you to unlock your phone with a fingerprint but not with a password. Apparently the law is lagging behind technology and doesn’t cover alternate ID. But passwords are protected by search/seizure laws. So if…

She is very opposed to the entire idea of having to spend more money to get around the problem.

Is anyone surprised? A friend of mine once said “There’s nothing you can do to Jeff Goldblum to make him un-fuckable.”*

Donna and Louis forever. I miss Jessica.

I POSTED THE SAME THING. IT’S A BUDGET VERSION OF THIS SONG. I don’t even like Sleigh Bells and their song is way better.

It sounds exactly like a budget version of the Sleigh Bells song “Kids” (which is hilarious because I fucking hate Sleigh Bells already).

It sounds like budget Sleigh Bells (which is hilarious because I fucking hate Sleigh Bells already). It’s a rip of this song.

She’s still buds with PT Anderson! He’s directed some videos for her since their breakup.

Jesus Christ, it’s HER bedroom. She can keep pill bottles or a fucking executioner’s mask and a strap on next to her bed if she wants. Who else is going in her room besides her (and maybe a partner)? Not everything in your life has to have a special cabinet or box or shelf. It’s on her nightstand. That’s where I keep…

She was gaunt, dark circles under her eyes, and maybe arrested?

This song!!

Isn’t Barbara Pierce Bush a low-key democrat? A lot of thing things she supports / showing up at a Hillary Clinton fundraiser makes me think it’s possible?