Film adaptations of books are just that. Adaptations. At that point the filmmaker can interpret the source material how they vision it. It’s their movie.

LOL I WISH THIS WAS THEIR FLAG.

She said “kick him out”, not “and never let him see his kid”. That mom can kick that piece of shit out of her house and still allow him to spend time with their daugher, just at his own place or somewhere else. She doesn’t need to let him keep freeloading off her.

No. I think Jane had it right. “What’s a divorce if nothing changes?”

Listen, she seems like a cool girl and very nice and she’s v pretty but she is so fucking boring on Suits. I hope she marries Harry so they can like, kill her off. Her dying would be one of the only interesting things to happen on that show in a while. I don’t know why I am still watching it.

lol I watch it.

I fucking HATEEEE Taylor “Darth Susan” Swift but before everyone freaks the fuck out, yes, this means she can make a merchandise with these phrases on it, but it also means someone else CAN’T, which is probably the primary reason for trademarking so many phrases. Control. It’s basically so you can’t make anything that…

I fucking hate Taylor Swift with every fiber of my being but I agree that using “retarded’ as an insult is tacky and offensive.

Oh Jesus.

Taylor Swift got booed at her best friend’s wedding.

Police have a big problem remembering that they’re not the police everywhere. You can’t make someone do something that’s illegal (like providing a blood sample from a patient who can’t give consent) because you want them to. FFS.

Should be interesting to see her in twenty years.

She’s pretty awful though.

Burning Man isn’t a music festival. Coachella and Bonnaroo are music festivals. It’s more of an experiment pop-up community in the desert. There’s some electronic music, but it’s mostly a lot of art installations, performance art, other weird/interesting activities, and the burning of The Man, obviously. You should…

Burning Man is a rich person festival or def something you have to save up to attend. It is NOT CHEAP to go. Most of the people I know who go all the time are late 30s - early 50s.

RE: Paris Hilton

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Natalie Portman = Neta-Lee Hershlag

Ugh, I wish they were doing more dates in the south besides Nashville, Dallas, and Austin. Nashville is four fucking hours away.

I would 100% watch an all male version of the First Wives Club ONLY if they literally kept it the same and just swapped it out for dudes. I mean the slap fight, the singing, everything.