Whenever you somehow get a car stuck sideways in a spot where it’s impossible to get out, you’ve “Austin Powered” it.

This isn’t censorship, this is one guy trying to defend a bad joke that has no basis in the original text. It even says outright that the original name is a pun on light switches. What in the hell do light switches have to do with a radicalized Christian terrorist group?

Robin Hood was my first cartoon crush. That was one foxy fox.

Don’t forget that she was France’s finance minister, too.

Omg. The gif. I can’t believe we’re in a place where I’m watching that fucking goober and thinking, “He’s trying and he’s obviously having fun and isn’t afraid of looking silly THAT WAS A PRESIDENT.” I’m gonna go find another bagel.

“At least Nixon gracefully went out with some honor.”

“John McCain is the voice of reason”

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

At this rate, a Trump impeachment is gonna look more like the finale of Seinfeld.

I was an idiot when I was 23 (sorry 23 year olds!). I’m willing to let her ride this out a little longer. Make good choices, Tiff!

If you’re taking requests, can we also add Percy Pig?

Do you know what’s educational and a great way to see animals’ behaviours? Documentaries. BBC’s Planet Earth series are magical. Get the DVDs, watch them on your high-def big screen TV and be amazed by nature. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll learn cool stuff. And if you want to experience nature up close and…

The fact is Obama could have been much more combative and it may have been more emotionally satisfying for his supporters, but he knows it would have gotten a hell of a lot less done.

Yes, I don’t disagree, the dems and Obama were/are timid and weak when it comes to some things, a lot more things than they think.

There are lots of ways to get publicity and promote a brand, and not all of them involve being nice. Even if it is 100% manipulation, I say: LIKE HER IF IT TICKLES YOUR HEART.

The world could use a few million more people whose brand is niceness.

No, that’s big band music, not Italian pop nor opera.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

I’m surprised by all the negativity - hair stylists were involved in the creation of this law, and support it. Also, there is no requirement to report, no requirement to act, no requirement to ask - it just gives training because hair stylists may well be on the front line of hearing about abuse. Women do not always…

Yes I’m sure he was worried about having mean things said about him rather than delegitimizing an election in progress.