Yeah- I'm super serial tired of the snarky bitchy for the sake of bitchy around here. I literally just finished 100 Years of Solitude like, three weeks ago and I'm a smart, well read thirty something. Books find us at different times in our lives, and whatever. No need to be a giant snob about books.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

That's not remotely what he's trying to say, stop trying to make this a racial issue. People that come into large sums of money are frequently the target of vultures looking to grab a piece of the action. See: any professional athlete or lottery winner.

What? You sound like an over-sensitive white person. Nobody made mention of race, or insinuated he can't manage money because he's black (??)

Whenever I hear somebody use female as a noun while referring to humans, it is an immediate sign to me that whatever is coming out of their mouth will be deeply rooted in misogyny. I have yet to be wrong.

I did not pony up 100k to hear third rate Figaro.

I wish I could function on less than 8-9. I can for a day or two but I start to feel like shit quickly. It sucks because my day starts around 5 which means that counting fall asleep time I'm going to bed at like 8 PM.

In my opinion, this is more or less an accurate representation of gender neutrality in video games. That move can be used on any character in the game. The fact that it was a a vagina getting punched and not balls is merely circumstantial.

Is it worse than getting your face sawed in half and slip off exposing your brains or being gutted?

Thank you for saying how I feel about her.

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

Well I hope it was hot, steamy consensual sex with a ridiculously handsome Priest who will leave the Church and marry her, like the one Priest who married his parishioner.

The virgin Mary was the immaculate conception in that she was born without original sin, the phrase doesn't mean being knocked up by God. Thus ends my pedantry for the day.

Just make sure there are NO leggings!

So, Huckabee is saying that someone with an MBA couldn't possibly know how to fix a car, and that "good old boys" (whatever the fuck that means) are incapable of earning advanced degrees? Good to know. As long as everyone knows their place - as he sees it - then everything will be A-OK.

A blazer is required if your blouse is a tube top

Oh yeah, when I wear spanx because I am in some super snug dress, it does cause everything to be equally round - I might not have bumps, but I definitely am one sausage shape. And the more tired I get as the evening goes on, or the more I eat, or both, the more I just sort of ... squash out. And am like a spanx blimp.

"there are at least two dozen different ones known and at least 100 of them in total in existence– even I have a bunch. And they're in all the catalogs and they have a name. They're called Mort Rogers 1871 Boston scorecards and the 10 of them there are NOT worth a million dollars."

Obligatory Jackal Video:

this. like, it was extremely well crafted, well written, none of it was wrong- and i can't stress how well i thought it was written, good word choice, compelling language, loved that bit. it was just...not a strong thesis?