Okay, let's get this in before too many jerks show up.

Shut up, your family loved it! Your family got the best book on tape version ever! I don't believe in a situation wherein an 8 year old explaining or describing something can be considered anything but entertaining. And an 8 year old you're related to? Pssh....they loved it.

that sounds really cute! I would be so happy my kid was into reading if one did that

Aw. That's too cute. Made me smile.

That is too adorable. I hope I have a kid some day that tells me odd summaries of their favorite books. :)

My sister "fed the chickens" by scattering an industrial-sized bucket of laundry detergent around the unfinished basement. Ma was UNhappy. Sister almost got tossed out to walk the trail of tears with the Cherokee.

I love this story!

That sounds adorable :)

Different book, but I sat through this last night. If she thought mommy was enthralled the whole, looong time, then I need an Oscar.

Exotic snakes: doomed to sad, little lives as the reluctant pets of drug dealers and assholes.

If you had had one kitten and left it alone, I would say you absolutely should fee bad. It's cruel. (That's not to say you would have been cruel, but that the action is a bad one. Plenty of people are wonderful people but don't understand how to treat animals/animal behavior and needs). It's like leaving a child to…

As a man whose bought tampoons for his girlfriend, I've always wondered why the hell it's considered a joke.

How do I know what to think about this case if you won't tell me whether or not he's a star athlete?

Oh, please. I put a sewing machine needle through my finger and my ability to point out this woman's clear bullshit was not harmed in the slightest.

WHERE IS MY BEHIND THE SCENES "CALIFORNIA DREAMS" TELL ALL!!??

I like how Slater says, "Wanna say that to my face?" when Screech, in fact, did just say it to his face.

Oh for god's sake. All of our spirit days in high school were usually based on something harmless, like different decades. OMG, WEAR A POODLE SKIRT AND CAT EYE GLASSES! OMG, WEAR TIE DYE AND JOHN LENNON GLASSES! OMG, CRIMP YOUR HAIR AND WEAR GIANT SHOULDER PADS! (Of course I never participated, because angst.) In an…

For being a somewhat feminist website, you sound like a bunch of jerks by continually criticizing a woman for what she wears in her hair or how stupid her latest instagram was. It's so redundant and played out, and more importantly, makes you sound like complete and total hypocrites. Get it together, we're all humans…

Somewhat off topic, but Q-Tips are one of the few products that the off-brands just don't compare. I'll buy house brands for just about every product or food, but I won't skimp on my Q-Tips.

I am of two minds on this. It is a really ironic form of expressing piety. Specifically because on the receipt it says, "Praying in public." It's literally rewarding you for violating a commandment. It's just one more thing that buys into the embattled mindset that "they've taken God out of our schools and…