Or the people who put all sorts of graphics in their email signature, like their company logo and a bunch of social media icons... which all come across in some clients as attachments. “Oh wow, what did I get with six attachments?...oh a tiny LinkedIn logo, thanks”

Is Ivanka’s voice deeper than his? Maybe she can give him some tips on forcing his voice down into a low register so he sounds as ‘soothing’ and ‘articulate’ as she does.

Agreed. It’s a magical place, where it feels like you’re frolicking on a beach of pure sugar, and you look around and realize your skin is unblemished and taut, and your boobs are young and perky again.

Unfortunately, this makes sense from a legal perspective. If you tell Facebook you’re “not safe”, what is their responsibility to do something with that information? Do they need to be actively feeding it to law enforcement/disaster relief? Do they need to somehow verify its accuracy?

I’m guessing that you, too, will encounter “butt problems” at some point.

I’m pretty sure she means rich person gardening, which is mostly collecting flowers, herbs, and/or vegetables from your garden, documenting it on Instagram, and then handing it all off to the help to make dinner with. (Also documented on Instagram.)

Good point - I didn’t mean that every victim should feel comfortable going to the police. Rather, that this band is saying, “Hey, send us your statements about how you have been the victim of a crime; we’re not 100% sure what to do with them though?? Like WHO should we tell that we’ve got all this info??”

lol at “we are currently looking for a mediator with the necessary qualifications” - pretty sure that’s called “the police”.

A couple years old but loved this video with Timothy Simons:

Totally agree. And not just students - lots of studies have shown that just giving people money is much more effective and efficient than complicated programs that have to be administered and monitored.

I’m just waiting for a pearl-clutching Mommier-than-thou commenter to chime in along the lines of “Those IUDs have HORMONES and I would NEVER let my child TOUCH something that gives off HORMONES just so I could post it on social media for a few laughs from my friends!!!!”

She accidentally reveals her worthlessness when she suggests that you “hire recruiters”. If you are any good in an executive role, headhunters should be coming to you. Having to hire one is...not a good sign.

“If there’s no wine, I swear, I will send Angela to the corner market to get us some. ‘Come to the summit,’ she said. ‘It will be fun,’ she said.”

Just a little Christine Lagarde fashion appreciation post:

You are right! That is Christine Lagarde, and in addition to her myriad other accomplishments (like being head of the IMF), she is something of a power-dressing fashion icon; i.e. she probably has a great deal of disdain for Ivanka’s pathetic little ‘working women’ fashion line on top of everything else.

What do we think Christine Lagarde is thinking there? My guess is something along the lines of, “I am the head of the IMF. I was the head of an international law firm. I’m even a known fashion icon. Who is this little person sitting next to me? Why is she speaking? What has happened? Is this my life?”

Basically yeah, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce comes up with a list every year of chumps who they think will pony up the cash for their star, usually because they’re promoting some project.

It’s on Hollywood Blvd: that has probably already happened, just by coincidence.

All *American* airlines. I just flew back from Asia this week on ANA. It was noticeable and almost disconcerting how much more pleasant the interactions with the flight staff were. The default attitude of staff on US carriers seems to be that of cranky substitute teachers who are just waiting for a student to try…

I’m deeply resentful of 45's administration for many reasons; on the list is that his presidency has forced me to say things like, “Wow, this Kissinger piece is hilarious” and “Let’s not besmirch the good name of Richard Nixon by comparing him to Trump.”