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Clearly, they need to hire better writerists.  

The Alienist could definitely use the Legends of Tomorrow just time-hopping in and screwing things up for the better

The Reverse-Flash has traveled even further back in time & assumed William Randolph Heart’s identity.

I will never, EVER believe that Steve secretly hung out for decades without interfering in ANY timeline, no matter who tries to tell me otherwise.

I got to say that bringing Sousa into this is probably the best decision this show has made in the past few seasons. His and Daisy’s interactions together are super-charming (even if the bit about not using your phone as a phone felt like a real boomer line, Community handled that one better). Honestly, if there’s any

MCU meets the Arrowverse? I'm in. 

James D’Arcy clearly had so much fun in the role I’m still hoping they were able to lure him back with the promise of getting to play goofy Jarvis one last time (something he didn’t really get to do in Endgame).

Surely that’s a problem with literally any temporal cue, right? They could have landed outside a crappy theater showing Sixteen Candles and the only year it couldn’t have been starting after 1984 is 2020.

WTF!!! They skipped the sixties!!!

I really appreciate that Agents of Shield stole the “Why the Fuck Not” button from Legends of Tomorrow and are just hammering that sucker. Black and White noir homage? Sure! 70's cop show? Of course!

Since getting my stimulus check I’ve been ordering out more (plus the thought of waiting in line to get into the grocery store bums me out). Each order has the same process: I bring up Door Dash or Grub Hub, I scroll though and find what I want, then I get to the screen with all the added charges and fees (which are

THEY TOOK OUT THE APOSTROPHE. PURPOSELY. WITHOUT SHAME.

That does look good, but what I’ve been doing lately is making banana bread with 100% whole wheat flour and for sweetener just 1/2 cup of genuine maple syrup. It’s the least sweet banana bread I’ve ever had but it’s ridiculously delicious in a whole different way. This most recent batch I added 1/2 cup of semi-crushed

Would pair perfectly with a strong cup of coffee an a shot of insulin.  

Eh, I’m ambivalent about a tv show. But they’d better open up The Lost Apple Cidery.

smoke less weed

Mister Abrams, don’t you have a studio to run?

Unlike the others, she got a relatively coherent and satisfying arc. Coherent by the low standards of RoS, but still better than the nothingburgers Finn and Poe got. Or the absolute mess of Ben Solo’s story in that film, who showed promise of being a complex villain in the previous two, only to go on a Force Ayahuasca

The problem with the new trilogy is that each film is a craven apology for the preceding installment. Rather than desperately trying to course correct midflight, they should have sat down and sketched out a three-film epilogue to the story told in the six previous movies (because even the prequels, god help them,