You ‘aven’t ‘ad a thought in a thousand years.

Would you buy furniture from “Unpainted Huffheim’s?”

Mix’em, mash’em, stick’em in a stew.

Yer a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty.

FUCK YOU, FUCKBALL!

JERSEY ROCKS, BABY, THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT!

Haven’t seen these yet:

“You found me beautiful once.”

Also, the terrible acting of Michael Rappaport auditioning for TJ Hooker- Get’im! Shoot’im!

I realized a long time ago than I have many lines from Wayne’s World permanently lodged in my brain, like “ZANG!” and, in reference to the Shitty Beatles, who suck, “Oh, so it’s not just a clever nickname.” I actually got to use that organically in conversation a few times. I was introduced to Brian Kirk , lead singer…

I went somewhere a bit out of the way last week, then used GPS to get somewhere else, passing though nearby regions I had never seen before, and I passed by a Circle K! I literally have never seen one in person before. I am certain I would have seen strange things afoot had I stopped.

Thing is, Hari Kondabalu is about the only person I’ve seen who has a problem with this, even after he tried to make a thing.  At the time there were so many comments by Indian people saying how much they love Apu.

Literally erasing the Indian character because the voice actor isn’t Indian doesn’t seem like a plus for Indian representation. Demonizing the show for using a white voice actor isn’t fair when he does dozens of voices, because that’s how tv animation works. There is no way a show with that many characters could…

I hate to break it to you, but kids in school would have been shitty to you whether or not Apu existed, and whether or not you were Indian.

It’s animation, they don’t hire different actors for every voice.  

Bagels are doughy, I’ve asked for a bagel literally fresh out of the oven to be sliced and toasted.

What’s with the janky “#” font?

This is why I vote Zod.

I preferred No-Stuf, the Nabisco Chocolate Wafer.