Oh, definitely. Making a successful movie is like putting on the One Ring and getting Sauron’s full attention.

I did that once with a baseball hat.  Not as hard a catch or as impressive a save, but I was proud.

I love deviled eggs, if there are any at a party I limit myself to 2, because the only other number is “all.”

Cartoons don’t count, because if Sony thought they did, they would have messed it up as much as they did the last 3 Spidey movies before Holland.  I like Raimi, but I don’t even like the first 2 Spider-Man movies.  The first one was great at the time, but I don’t think it has aged well, which is fine, and I never…

I assume you mean Into the Spiderverse, which was good, but cartoons don’t count.  If they did, Sony would have fucked that up, too.  Spiderverse was good because nobody at Sony actually cared.

Disney is without a doubt a pile of evil scumbags, but so is Sony.  My dog in this fight is the MCU and I want it to thrive.  I don’t care which piece of shit gets the money, so I root for the one that made the good movies, not the one that has failed countless attempts, and can’t succeed even with the best talent,…

Honestly, as much as I like Holland, the MCU was the star of Spider-Man: Far From Home. Happy Hogan, Nick Fury and Maria Hill, the shadow of Tony Stark, and everything that happened in the post credits scenes- all of these things propped up an otherwise just-okay movie. Stripping away the MCU now will leave Sony with…

I’m currently watching Altered Carbon (and loving it) and they have the same issue, people can jump bodies/clones.  Anyone could be anyone, and that’s in person, not just on a screen.

Johnny was annoying with his “bad back” and being generally useless, but he does work at the motel and is actually managing it into a success. He at least understands that they need to save money, while Moira still doesn’t get it. She isn’t clueless, she’s unwilling to adapt. Alexis and David are clueless because…

Bruce Campbell told a story about hearing a movie pitched as “Die Hard, but in an office building!”  Everyone was confused, but I assume the person who said it had only seen Die Hard II.

I love O’Hara, but man do I hate Moira.  She’s funny, but she’s awful.

Honestly, it is the thing of sci-fi dystopia nightmares.

Because beer is not competing with soda.

Yeah, that works, as long as he always fails in any situation where physicality or brains are relevant.

It says “part 1" which sort of implies that, but I don’t recall any specific promises of releasing the rest “soon.” It is entirely possible they intended that then saw what a mess they had and spent some real time fixing it, I hope they have that kind of self-awareness. If this wasn’t related to Groening and the other…

Other burgers DO contain meat.  it would be unethical to advertise impossible burgers as not containing cyanide.

Because corn syrup is demonized, and by proclaiming that they don’t use it, they imply that others do.

Now’s as good a time to start as any.

That describes like the first 85% of the show. Is the King’s advisor an opportunistic villain or a decent guy who helps Bean clean up after a party so her parents don’t find out?

“I’m Elfo” is often funny, but most of Faxon’s voice acting is set firmly to obnoxious. I find his Bart Simpson wardrobe and resemblance to be unnecessary and distracting, and Bean is already a troublemaker with a literal devil on her shoulder, the show doesn’t need an idiot to incite action on top of all that. They…