She is the (Sim)One.

I’m vaguely disappointed they didn’t settle this by bashing each other with padded sticks while standing on platforms. 

Ah. The fighting game where everyone can play as Yamcha and there is only one Goku.

Here’s a Gladiator story:

My oldest was born the day before Father’s Day, so I have the annual gift of not having to have everyone overdo Father’s Day because there’s usually a birthday party.

My oldest was born the day before Father’s Day, so I have the annual gift of not having to have everyone overdo…

No, the donations big enough to be considered bribes usually get what they pay for.

No, sorry I didn’t prove your point.
You just accidentally proved that you don’t know how averages work.

Long legs + Bad knees = Must stretch....even if hunched over while doing it.

Jeez, that’s a hell of a reaction hey. This is really important to you isn’t it.  My sincere apologies for my, erm, ignorant lie(?)

Fans before everything is leaked: “We want to know everything. Gimme, gimme, gimme the info.”

So you’re “just” a bigot. Got it.

So you’re “just” a bigot. Got it.

Wow. Everyone that doesn't agree with your opinion is a moron. Really makes you sound like the voice of reason. 

Wow. Everyone that doesn't agree with your opinion is a moron. Really makes you sound like the voice of reason. 

Lol

Lol

Lol

Lol

For anyone who questions why someone like Ford never went to the cops just read how this woman was treated by the police when she reported the rape.  Apparently kissing = consent to everything and hiring a lawyer to protect yourself is frowned upon.

Yes, this is a pack from more than 20 years ago being opened for the first time for the draft. 

I want someone to make a 4 player co-op version of QWOP.  Co-wop, if you will.

You’ll probably have to lose a mentor figure first, though.