I’m a Warriors fan and been one for most of my 50 years. But who is the intended audience of this drivel? No one I knows who supports the Warriors would find it appealing and i’d venture that my kids and their friends would also be hard-pressed to find a reader. Does this shit exist for every team?

Sense or cheaper? A used car will always be cheaper (except for rare hard to get models). Cheaper 9 times out of 10 = sense.

Yep, 20% is my baseline too. Move the decimal place, double it and round up to the nearest dollar.

I’m kind of surprised the figure is so low actually. I occasionally leave 30% tips for what I see as really good service without any intention of trying to be memorable (my standard tip is 20% rounding up to nearest dollar).

I need it framed and hung immediately next to a looping GIF of Foles catching a TD on nearly the exact same play call, set to loop in time with one another. God that would be like cocaine every time I looked at my wall.

I want a gif of Brady not catching that pass to loop for eternity. I want to frame it and hang it in my bedroom so it can be the first and last thing I see each day so I can start and finish each day with a big ol’ smile.

Funny, because the Spurs have won 5 titles in the last 20 years (same number as the Pats) and no one hates their fans or writes “bullshit articles about them”. Maybe because they’re not such smug assholes about it. I don’t remember the Bulls fans getting lit up either when they won 6 titles in 8 years.

Do you really think you’re a part of the Pats?

The most damning thing about this loss is that here are no coulda/woulda/shouldas. The patriots got beat by a better team on a day where they played a very good game. There is no debating if it was the right outcome

Greg Schiano is who Drew himself would choose to be D.C., in order to ensure Brady is somehow facing a 14 point deficit at kickoff every game of the season

Probably, but it’s fun to imagine every hates LaVarr.

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Donald Trump was forced to eat a consolation Big Mac, instead of his celebratory Big Mac. Fuck him.

Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

To your latter point; one could argue that he’s helping out a victim of child abuse

It isn’t entirely on the team, it is the general loathing of the avalanche of bandwagon fans that jump on winning team bandwagons. They tend to be the biggest, loudest assholes.

Don’t forget the part where they start cheating

“What now, that the Eagles have won the Super Bowl? We are in a brave new world of Eagles fandom, and I can’t wait to see what’s next.”