Here he is

The problem is that the Subscribe and Save prices are fluctuating and you’re not locked into a set rate each month. You could get a tiny discount up front, but end up paying just as much or more later.

The problem is that the Subscribe and Save prices are fluctuating and you’re not locked into a set rate each month.…

I’m not sure it takes a professional chef to realize that if you throw decent toppings and some extra cheese on just about any piece of frozen cardboard, it will taste better.

Wifey: You need to wear dress shoes.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

Patrick, thanks for your tireless reporting on BBQghazi, but shouldn’t the iPhone Note and battery comments be posted on Gizmodo?
#dogdaysofsummer

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

One of the editors at Hooniverse documented his search for a new (used) tow rig earlier this year, and diesel Excursions absolutely do NOT go for less than $10K unless they’ve got well over 200K and/or a bunch of problems.

This goal was scored in the first ever FA cup game to be held outside the United Kingdom. Thamesmead were playing Guernsey FC, representing a channel Island.

The kid had given up 0 runs in a high pressure game, and dad tells him he loved him and to come right at his last batter to get him out. How does that guarantee a lifetime of failure?

A Mercedes Diesel drips some extra oil on the floor in terror.

Stripped out C4 is the best C4!!!

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

So instead of Dodging it, he had to Ram it. Nice choice.

It’s pathetic when one author writes such drivel that a single decent article is worthy of praise

Right? Sadly a rarity on gawker, let alone deadspin. Usually all Deadspin cares about is who’s calling who a nigger/faggot/whatever-other-slur in the locker room, or dick pics.

Baseball Handbook Rule 34.E:

It helps when they can raid any team in their own league.

These are NOT noise cancelling...they are noise blocking because of the in ear buds. Noise cancelling means there’s active electronics to overcome ambient noise (a la Bose and others).

These are NOT noise cancelling...they are noise blocking because of the in ear buds. Noise cancelling means there’s…