It’s a sailboat, dummy!

No it's a sailboat

+1 chocolate covered pretzel

You really shouldn’t be emailing anything that isn’t encrypted if it contains financial information. I know that it’s easier to email scans, but I always zip and encrypt the package after I’m done.

Usually the kids who gets embarrassed in these videos lack the self awareness to understand how badly they just torched. Props to the kids for recognizing his Fredrick Weiss moment and tapping out.

Don’t laugh. The nutmegee just signed for Stoke.

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

DON’T CARE.

If Brady can run on them for 13 yards, imagine what Cam will do.

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

I think they will struggle since the most comparable offense that the Broncos have recently played would be the Steelers in the regular season. Also, if they would have had brown and williams don’t tell me that anyone could have seen them winning that playoff game. Another team would have been the Bengals in week 16…

Vollmer is hurt and even the fans have no respect for our rushing game. We’re down to the third, fourth, and fifth options and signed Steven Jackson who you’ll last remember being washed up with Atlanta for the past few years - to be a key contributor. In hindsight, we were done the second Blount went out and we had…

As a Giants fan, I will never understand why most teams (especially in the playoffs where it’s do or die) don’t try to get to Brady like the Broncos did yesterday. It’s almost like teams play passively vs Brady when that is precisely what he wants.

I hate to be “that guy,” but the Panthers last played in the Super Bowl in 2004, over a year before Davis was drafted.

Hint: people don’t like Cam because he’s arrogant, flamboyant, and generally amazingly entertaining to watch, and fun - it’s because he’s arrogant, flamboyant, generally amazingly entertaining to watch, fun, and black!

I can’t wait to read all the articles about how Manning is a class act (he is, for the most part) and Cam isn’t. You know, despite the fact that Cam has been scrutinized and vilified since day one in the NFL and has been in precisely zero trouble and has been one of the most philanthropically-involved players in the…

Question about things falling faster than free fall speed? Pete Carroll’s got your answer!

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

Reached for comment, the Pats’ head of IT referred to his contract, explaining that “screw with the visiting team’s electronics” is very clear, and if the team only meant for games played at Gillette, they should put it in writing.