Sorry Jason, but Alex Nunez had the right idea. You need tracks

That was great. I didn't expect to want to watch that entire clip. What's really funny about it is that there are three people stopped in the right lane that, had they just moved off to the side, could have prevented 75% of that.

Very few people in the US seem to know about snow tires.

In defense of some, they are a waste in many areas of the country. Here in Cincinnati, we get a fair amount of snow, but generally the roads are only bad for a few hours each time it snows. After a day, its rare that the streets aren’t nearly perfectly clear. I’d…

I used to buy drugs from a guy named Dale in High Point. Fuck that guy.

But this is JALOPNIK! We have principles! On of those being winter tires cure all human harm and ailments. Peace treaties could be signed if we used winter tires. Diseases could be cured if only those hapless people South of here who refuse to believe and refuse to part with their meaningless dollars to buy these…

Jesus Christ, can’t a team just LOSE and blame it on scoring less points than the other team anymore?

You mean imaginary sky wizard.

As I understand it, pastafarians make fun of religious fundamentalists, not your “normal” religious people. It all started over the creationism-in-schools issue.

Why is believing in an imaginary flying spaghetti monster any less legitimate than believing in an imaginary god?

How does one, legally, differentiate between ‘legitimately’ religious people and, well, ‘illegitimately’ religious people?

It’s like the judge whose pal runs a jail, except this time it’s jailer whose pal buries bodies.

What? Hell no it isn’t. The Russian government is essentially saying that while one is free to pick whatever religion they want, once picked that person must remain and adherent of that religion forever. Changing or abandoning your religion is against the law and is punishable by revoking ones driving privileges.

So you believe everyone of every age who has ever committed any level of crime as defined by the state should drop dead? Only angels deserve to live? What kind of point exactly are you trying to make here?

Oh OK. Guess she deserved to die then.

It sucks how likely it is that this is the cause of death

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

Then you’ll have to document somehow that you were there. As the lawyer says. take a selfie.

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.

One of the few times I actually want a Gawker site to shill/drop in an Amazon affiliate link AND WE’RE LEFT HERE SUFFERING.