Would the two of you get a room already?

The apt comparison is that Win XP was the same on a Dell as it was on a Lenovo and as it was on nearly everything else. Essentially, XP is XP is XP.

Why is it "here"? As in Jalopnik? The place about cars, and often planes, and sometimes even boats, and in the rare instance trains, and every once in a while a repurposed tank slash construction excavator that can float on water and is operated by the dutch military to break ice flows in the Caribbean?

Na na na-na-na na, naa na-na-na-na-naa, naa na-na-na-na-naa, na-na-na-nah.

"Automakers don't need to freak out quite yet, but if consumer attitudes towards electric cars don't change soon, then we could be facing situations where automakers that don't sell electric vehicles might have to pull out of certain states in the coming decade."

DIY Liquid Smoke:
Chiminea+ metal bowl on top + inverted bundt cake pan on top of that + fire = liquid smoke.

I'd wager that he's reiterated the same "facts" about cars often enough that he's become bored with them. I'm not sure if that necessarily disqualifies him from the "douche" title, but he's probably also run out of the "good" jokes over the last decade or so too.

This reminds me of the one time I was having lunch and Dan Marino ended up sitting at the table next to me. I had to bite my tongue because all I could think of complimenting him on was his role in Ace Ventura.

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#cromulent

No boobies... please. Minifigs were asexual for a reason, because they were originally targeted at neither gender.

Apparently... only eBay. And they're like 8 bucks a pop.

Or just use real sugar from a sugar cane. I'd wager a known poison is better than an unknown one any day of the week. The human body has been dealing with sugar for thousands of years, and we know the long term effects of it. And outside of Anthrax, Hemlock and a couple others, the natural option is almost always…

Man, that guy had a really bad attitude. Perhaps he should drink some milk.

Mildly appropriate.

I believe these are the helmets you're looking for then.

As you've already mentioned, the devices themselves don't have to be IN the helmet.

There's a learning curve for each. My girlfriend has had every generation of the MBP for the last three cycles... it still took her about a week of daily use to figure out her iPhone 5. And she's still asking me how to do things several months later.

I agree... I took my girlfriend to get a new phone on Mother's day, she was immediately drawn to the old-school flip phones because she didn't want something too complicated.

Typical "I hate everybody and I'm going to take it out on an article about ice-trays" rant.

All snark aside: I like the possibility here.