This... plus a million.

I know exactly what I'd do if I ever won the lottery: teach at an underserved school. Heck, I could probably get away with doing it now, financially speaking and it'd be a helluva lot more mentally and socially rewarding than the IT job I have now.

Check. Check. And Check. And to think this was all stock on a vehicle from 1986.

Midsize diesel wagon with a six speed?

Repeating the previous two sentiments... In Newsroom she's actually portraying a character whose spoken lines and actions have been written by someone else and directed by yet another person who wants them to appear a certain way. In AOTS she was... well... Olivia Munn.

Used tires on CL here are typically 20's or higher.

Andres Gallaraga's illegitimate step-children would like to have a word with you after practice.

Rocker: Hey I got a good one...
Bobby Cox: /groan
Rocker: No, seriously... what kind of car do I drive?
Leo Mazzone: John, you've had the same 2003 black Chevy Silverado for years. You talked about buying that Tahoe that one time, but didn't like the sales person because he was from North Georgia and you thought he…

You spelled "the Hornets" wrong.

Heh, I'm laughing at the moronic-ness of this one. Batman never had a problem breaking the law to ensure that good is being done.

And exactly what action(s) do you suggest when all three branches of government have, in one way or another, indicated that this is acceptable behavior?

Windshield?!? No, tear out the broken one, fold the frame down and add a full roll cage and you're set.

Went from a 97.5 Wrangler to an 86 K5 for this very reason.

It also has something to do with the style of handle... in the video it's a grab-bar type handle that the smaller black bear can get his/her paws around, whereas the Tahoe/Suburban(?) in the pic has smaller handles that you have to put just the tips of your fingers in. Being that the brown bears are much larger it's…

It's the same feeling as when you were planning on spending the day outside, only to find out that it's pouring down rain. Technically, you can still go outside and do all of the things you wanted to do, but it's going to suck.
/stuffhappens
/nothingyoucandoaboutit
/thisstillsucks

Yes. Exactly.

So is this where I get to make the joke about ridiculously overpriced data caps?

You realize that this is a completely short sided view, right?

As long as houses have windows and rocks exist... then if somebody wants inside your house then it doesn't really matter what lock you have on the door.

"It's obvious that you haven't spent much time inside a pharmacy."