At least it's not Derp spelled backward anymore.

Joke's on you, Magary. The Eagles already did get to warm up with three straight FCS teams.

I hate this as a Giants fan but Chip is going to be an NFL mastermind. How do I know this? Cleveland should have had him, and then let him slip out of their grasp. That means Philly is probably getting Bill Walsh 2.0. God help us from their fans.

She kicks 'em to the curb unless they look like Woody Harrelson.

Yeah, the guy that still creates runs 22% better than the average player, despite all the injuries, is surely the Phils' problem. Not Ryan Howard. Or Ruben Amaro.

The Hawkeye baseball team has players who can't even hit .341.

the name is precisely the problem. Nintendo should have called the WiiU the Wii 2 or something completely different from the Wii branding. the PS Vita is suffering from the same problem.

Joe Flacco offered US Hockey a free redesign

Is that 14 now? Goodness, the hormones in our food are working overtime these days.

Eric Lindros:

I'm sorry, but have you seen their women. How could you be gay and surrounded by a ton of hotties. Like they said on Archer, "nobodies that gay."

D'oh! I have the opposite problem of most people: instead of just ignoring the text and only looking at images, I ignore images and only read text.

I think getting bit by a dog would be fitting as well.

Rex isn't gonna let the stress get to him...

Well, this seemed to escalate quickly...

DAMNIT! Should have a spoiler warning! Link gets big! ARGGGGG!!!!

Speed runs like these are completely pointless in my opinion. Any modification to the game, glitching and/or tool-assisted runs are meaningless. I mean, sure other people can do the same and then compete... but to say the game was beaten in 19 minutes is just, well... not true in my eyes.

See I have a problem with speed runs like this. I feel like it should only be counted if you do everything in the game, and not use software and glitches to only do certain sections.

Don't get me wrong, this is amazing and well done. But something is just lost when they do it this way imo.

ssssshhhhhhhh

Harrelson: "Sorry about that folks, got a little confused there. Boy, those unintelligible homers sure are the worst, huh?"