I think now you’ll need to order steak tips for on top of your mushroom. 

Love smoked wings. Shout out to Cobra Lounge on Ashland for that, since everyone’s giving love to their favorite locals.

Plus a little (or a lot of) garlic and toss with some lemon juice at the end.  My 13-year-old will down the whole thing by herself if you let her.

Exactly. If I told someone my favorite fruit is the jalapeno pepper, I really hope they would give me the biggest of eye rolls.

Try going to hell

This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.

Every. Fucking. Day. 

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Or! They should keep exploring beers to find styles they like. You know, like the commenter said they wanted to do. 

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.

I’m far from vegan, and I hate the idea of fake meat made in a lab

I want my meat from a real animal, that lived and breathed and some guy with a knife killed it.

Also, the vast majority of vegans are just....people that don’t eat meat, and don't bother anybody

Every group has it’s vocal assholes

I loaded a portable AC unit into an elderly lady’s car for her coming out of the store last week, and it genuinely made MY day. I should do that more often.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

I need to rescind what I said. I had confused Stills with another player (Eric Reid) who took a couple potshots, but Stills took none. Agree his statements were measured. My bad.

This is what the psychosphere smells like. Nick will never remember what day it is.