The floodgates opened up after that.

Your 3-month-old sleeps until 7:30 a.m., and your 2-year-old sleep until 9:00 a.m. (or later)?

The Blazers wanted a gallop, but he gave them a Kanter

It all has to do with their new marketing campaign:

that shot was from pretty early in his career...

What are the chances that a fork dropped in a restaurant will pick up salmonella or e.coli by the time you pick it up?

Absolutely I did, but that is such a good point to make. I’m really glad you brought it up. Social media and being “genuine” online has caused a lot of people to take time to talk about all these things they’ve learned or fixed, but they never go back to the source and make sure those closest to them also hear it.

Already being brewed no doubt. But it will probably be a SaZion and not an IPA.

Bennies for the jets.

Souper Team >>>> Super Team.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

He is being blackballed from coaching in the NBA the same way that I am being blackballed from playing in the NBA.

“Fifty thousand,” cried an incredulous Dolan. “Do you know how many audience plants that can buy you at the Rochester Blues Fest?”

Sure, but that’s not really a satisfying answer for the person asking for money or food, is it?

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

One of the places I work at has a somewhat detailed ramen menu and a specials board that changes daily. It can be a little confusing for some newcomers. Yesterday a couple came in and took a look briefly before telling me they’d never eaten there and needed some help. I recommend two of our most popular specials, both…

First they came for the idiots without valid opinions, and I did not speak out.

I’m a Texan. I loooove our brisket tradition. But I’ll take some cochon de lait, some pulled pork shoulder, some dry and wet ribs, kalua pig, oh maybe a bit of lamb or cabrito for variety ... what were we talking about again?