“...with a pompadour haircut and a snake tattooed on his arm...”

On 2018-19 Michigan, Brazdeikis has nothing like that kind of help

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

I didn’t know you could slow-drag the cursor like that, it looks like you’re right! He has to pick up his dribble down low to get by the defenders and takes a long gather step (which is of course fine), so that’s where it looked like to me he might have actually gotten 3 steps instead of 2. That makes the play even…

On of my favorite (and most unhealthy) things to do after Thanksgiving is to take leftover turkey and chop it up small with a food processor. I also use the processor on shredded sharp cheddar until it looks riced. Mix with finely diced celery, mayo, and pepper. Served on a sandwich or as a cracker spread, it’s…

Honestly, i forgot all about fried pickles. they are good as hell with a little peppercorn ranch. I prefer the ones made with the Sandwich Stackers cut myself.

Well, did he come or what? 

No, some of us treat them like they are because some of us only see old, and not people. You should listen to “Hello In There” by John Prine. 

Just schtick to your guns and realize that

I’m sorry, you said this was going to dissuade?

For some reason this strategy never worked on Greg Oden

The Bulls have now officially changed their name to the Steers

Its literal.

They had no reason to suspect Fultz would be a non-shooter. He was a good, and very willing, shooter in college, and profiled as an all-levels scorer in the NBA; that’s why he was the consensus top pick for pretty much anybody but the Lakers. A large part of the rationale for the Sixers in particular drafting Fultz…

Answer was in the first sentence.

Bwa hahaha, you weren’t supposed to notice that part!

Really hope that Colburn leaves Petrino a brief, laminated note in the visitors’ locker room about choosing to go elsewhere.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

The only thing wrong about them would be claiming that their pizza is the only good pizza, which is ridiculous. All pizza types, when made well, are good pizza. Food snobbery is unacceptable.