Holy schist. What a flake, eh?

I think you got the chert end of the deal.

And Mussolini had the trains running on time. Miss that guy...

“You’re a left-hander and so is the pitcher. If I send up a right-handed batter it’s called playing the percentages. It’s what smart managers do to win ball games.”

The NBA is actually pretty good with executives! There’s a strong, solid tier of guys who generally are good and don’t fuck up too often. This, to me, is Pop/RC Buford, Danny Ainge, Daryl Morey, Bob Meyers, Masai Ujiri, and Sam Presti. Then there’s a tier of “well, they’re fine/show promise but it’s too early to…

Yes, his name is Sebastian. I believe he works in insurance.

This style of science writing on Giz ,which includes interviews with other experts in the field unaffiliated to the study, is really fantastic.

I guess that’s about as definitive an answer as we’re ever going to get, but I still am hazy on whether or not one team would be able to adapt to the other’s ruleset more than the other.

Mouthy spitfire point guard fires spit, points out mouthguard.

“This just shows he’ll never be as good as Michael Jordan.”- A guy who has decided a looooong time ago that Michael Jordan will always be the greatest player, repeating to himself all day long, for the rest of his life, whether or not you’re even debating him. 

saw an old lady driving a CRV yesterday with a sticker that said

Are you asking what he thinks they should’ve done or what they shouldn’t have avoided?

Don’t you mean “Bonehenge”?

Boy, times have changed. When I was a kid, Odell, by God, loved water so much, he had his own lake.

I call this my scallop pocket

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

#AshToMouth

I was with you at first on the breastfeeding into childhood. I was on the fence with the leash— my kids never needed it, but if I lived in an urban area and my kid kept running into the road or away from me in crowds, I’d try it.

You don’t hate being that guy.

Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let My Immune System Do Its Job