Cornilingus

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

That all sounds really fucking gross!

But, they’re the LAKERS:

Pretty sure Gritty has been selling grilled cheese in the parking lot before Phish shows for years.

#finsanity

Obligatory:

- Andrew Jackson, 1830

This beef is too spicy. As a Wolves fan, I would like to send this beef back to the kitchen and request a Midwestern level of spice. Everything is on fire.

“nazi cuts”

Bye, son.

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”

To be fair, that DOES ruin a BJ.

Aside from being generally prepared and not overestimating your abilities, OBEY THE FUCKING SIGNS. The sign says don’t swim there....don’t swim there. The sign says don’t climb over the railing....don’t climb over the railing. The sign says stay on the trail....stay on the trail. 80% of those signs are there because…

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

Or, you know, a mistake. Fucking people and “bad journalism.” This isn’t journalism, it’s a fucking throwaway story about a shitty baseball team. Jesus Christ.

Boogie Cousins, Anthony Davis, and John Wall were cool as hell. I’m not a UK fan, but I’ll stand by that opinion any day.