Yeah. People get caught up in rigorous logic and forget common sense.

Is that you, Miss Zarves?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Shitwhole Foods?

Absolutely zero degrees of love for Cam.

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

“...when you’ve been reading the same story for the past hundred days and that damn caterpillar is still hungry, you can’t help but think, “Come on, let’s diversify here.”

Counterpoint: the comments section of any article where people working at McDonald’s are protesting and fighting for $15 an hour.

“And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

2014

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

They’re no dummies. 

Also when the AC/DC goes on.

Always.

I bet that team was the Bucks. They recently got burned by some bastard Kidd.

“Everything is of equal priority, but some priorities are more equal than others.”

All beer is good beer. There are some that are better than others, but beer is beer and beer is good.

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

“He rubbed my shoulders.”