Was that you keeping fresh nugs in the same container as a stinky half-smoked joint? As the catchy/annoying song from my adolescence goes, you gotta keep em separated. 

When I was a kid, I bordered on militaristic about eating my dinners dish by dish, I think mainly because I didn’t like my foods to get mixed together. I’ve gotten over that and tend to skip around, but I always save a bite of my favorite flavor in the meal for last.

I can’t go full syrup-on-eggs, but I will back an egg and sausage/bacon biscuit absolutely slathered in sweet jam (blackberry’s my favorite).

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And if you want to finely grate a little parm on top when it comes out of the oven, your child will likely not object.

Swiss Cake Rolls are just a lot better, at least if they’ve remained of similar quality as they were in the 90s.

Swiss Cake Rolls are just a lot better, at least if they’ve remained of similar quality as they were in the 90s.

I always took the chocolate shell off* but I never thought to fully unroll and eat the icing separately.

Yeah the absence of some form of coffee cake here is troubling. Maybe it just proves that I like cinnamon much more than the average person.

Brown Sugar Cinnamon when toasted I think are the very best pop-tarts, but when untoasted they are indeed much drier than some other flavors.

My local pizza place smokes their wings before frying them and now I am ruined for any non-smoked chicken wings. And I also can’t go out for pizza without getting lots of wings. Truly a burden.

Buddy, it’s just chicken wings we’re talking about here.

If Wingstop is winning your area’s wing competition, your area needs to get some better wings. Preferably smoked ones, which I’d think you’d have in abundance in Texas.

This sums it up right here. Are you talking about the plant’s reproductive cycle? If so, the by all means call cucumbers and tomatoes fruits. If not, and you’re talking about food, then quit being a jackass and call them vegetables.

If you want delicious broccoli, just douse it with olive oil, salt, and pepper and then roast it at a high temp. I never loved steamed broccoli, but I could eat a full dinner plate of the stuff when roasted.

Dispensing with the headphone jack over the wishes of a large portion of their customer base is indeed the basis for valid criticism. I realize it’s not a new issue with this phone, but it remains an unnecessary and ultimately negative choice in my opinion.

I vote yes, you are the asshole here.

You don’t mean $10 for unlimited food and booze for 400 people do you? I can’t quite grasp this deal you describe.

MiLB ticket behind home plate runs you anywhere between $10-$25 a game — usually on the lower end. Compare that to the cheapest nose bleeds which can start at the price and go upwards depending on opponent or time of year and it’s a much, much better mechanism for families to get out there and pass the damn sport…

The problem is that evidence shows the rate of false claims in sexual assault allegations is extremely low, far less than 1%. Yet, like 80% of victims allege sexual assault/rape by a celebrity/wealthy person get accused of being gold-digging liars. Extortion happens, but very, very rarely. Victim blaming happens all…