Though they plan to play him at fullback to take advantage of his inventive blocking technique:

Only if you’re not going to use it all within a year or so.

How absolutely fucked is it that he’d need a federal permit to kill even one vulture but not to buy that fucking killing machine?

Bird nerd nitpick here. Those are not turkey vultures, which have red heads. They are black vultures, which is a different kind of vulture, not just a description of the birds’ feathers’ coloring. The body of the Post article properly identifies them as black vultures, but one of the photo captions misidentifies them…

Fried corn:

Warm berry puree over a slice of pound cake or angel food cake is anything but gross. 

Agree on the “Pepsi Coke” term, but Coke is undoubtedly used as a generic term for soft drink. The following exchange is not at all uncommon:

overly boozy slushee margaritas

I agree wholeheartedly. I almost put Christians in scare quotes in my original reply.

While the incredible wealth of historical scholarship surrounding Jesus of Nazareth does not prove his existence, it is absolutely provides a “good reason to believe he ever existed.” 

Enough of the global equivalent of the boomer generation may have died off by now that this is no longer true, but at least until relatively recently the most famous athlete by an incredibly wide margin was Muhammad Ali. I really think you’re underestimating his global reach. Jordan and Tiger are the only two, other…

get close, make a mad dash to the bathroom, and jizz in to the bowl

No way that Abraham and Moses beat out Jesus and Mohammed. Among the ~4.5 billion combined Christians and Muslims, I am certain there are at least as many people who are not familiar with Abraham and Moses as there are Jews in the entire world (<20 million). Add to that the fact that the vast majority of those Jews…

The three main religions are Abrahamic, so Abraham and Moses should probably be in your top 2. 

Truly a self-less passer.

Give the guy a break. He was obviously distracted by the weird ghost lamp floating next to him.

Blue Land Crabs, seen here, are different than the regular Blue Crabs which are common in the mid-Atlantic. Smaller and, yes, much stinkier when cooked. Your cooking lesson isn’t going to do much to change the differences between the species.

And I just think that is an incorrect understanding of data. Plural anecdotes are absolutely data. They just may not comprise a very useful data set for analyzing a particular question. They’re data. Just not good data.

Yes.

Not from becoming agents, but from representing college players who are “testing the waters,” i.e., players who declare for the draft, sign with an agent, and work out for NBA teams while still retaining the potential to return to school and be eligible to play NCAA ball.