Yes, you are super paranoid. The acid in the vinegar/lemon juice is enough to keep the microbes at bay.

A mason jar in the refrigerator?

And if you skip the whole dairy* product in your salad route, and make something like a peanut dressing, you avoid that whole food poisoning option on picnics.

Mayonaise is never a necessity, and as for the second statement, well, I’d be willing to bet that sentiment is responsible for a double-digits percentage of the 48 million people who get food poisoning in the United States every year.

“I can’t hit the ball until I hit the bottle,” the great Louisville outfielder Pete Browning said, with disarming candor.

Don’t put them in the recycling, put them in the microwave!

I think the immediate improvement once Kerr took over shows that he’s a pretty good coach. The talent on his roster prevents us from knowing whether he’s really one of the top tier in the league, but he’s definitely not a bad coach.

Remember when you spent a few weeks trying to make “son” a verb?

Fair enough. Just don’t try to shove it in the same corner as fucking pablum like Imagine Dragons. 

Have you listened to any actual post-rock, though? From your initial comment, it sounds like you haven’t really. 

Imagine Dragons is not “post-rock.”* Post-rock is a pretty specific genre that emerged out of the indie and hardcore scenes. Often primarily instrumental, lengthy compositions that are less about melodies than textures and dynamics, post-rock uses rock instruments to create music that lacks the structural rigidity of…

I’d say they’re less jazzy and more metal than Phish, with less interesting improv and more just shredding. If you’re looking for lots of guitar notes played in rapid succession, they’re pretty good.

He’s 21-52 on threes between 30 and 40 feet this season and playoffs. 

He shot 40% on threes between 30 and 40 feet this season, ~20-50 I think.

That’s fantastic. It takes all of my willpower not to yell at the asshole with a full half a shopping cart going through the express line.

Dis agree. Bad chocolate-covered strawberries are bad. The problem is that the vast majority of chocolate covered strawberries are of the bad variety (read, unripe strawberry encased in cheap shell-chocolate). If you have a ripe strawberry dipped in a good ganache, the chocolate isn’t brittle and adds bitterness, not t…

That’s my take. A hot dog is technically a sandwich, but that definition is not useful in any real world context. For language purposes, i.e., clearly conveying information, a hot dog should never be referred to as a sandwich.

Fair enough. I guess what I am saying it’s a stupid fucking question, because any sane person knows you don’t go around referring to hot dogs as sandwiches.

But, I’m a humorless pedant! I simply can’t help it.

The eagle sound clip that you hear everywhere in America, where it screams patriotically?