I have to go to therapy for a month when I use the plunger on the toilet and a little bit of toilet water splashes up and hits me.

No no no. With a properly executed zipper merge, there is no open lane. EVERYONE waits until the last second to merge, because that is the most efficient way of doing it, as opposed to leaving the closing lane open and backing up traffic unnecessarily. Just wait until the lane is actually ending and take turns. It’s…

I wouldn’t say Harden gets more “phantom” calls than your average superstar, that is, calls that are not fouls at all. What he gets are mountains of “cheap” calls, things that are technically fouls because there is contact, but which are the result not of true basketball efforts but of moved cynically -engineered…

Just had a nice evening chatting with a guy next to me at the bar who told me about being at UNC at the same time as those legendary teams. Dude said he smoked tons of weed with Worthy and Perkins, who were cool as shit. Said most people couldn’t get near Jordan, who had a de facto bodyguard, but because this guy was…

Just had a nice evening chatting with a guy next to me at the bar who told me about being at UNC at the same time as those legendary teams. Dude said he smoked tons of weed with Worthy and Perkins, who were cool as shit. Said most people couldn’t get near Jordan, who had a de facto bodyguard, but because this guy was…

Fully one out of every four species of mammal is a bat. Such diversity! And they can consume more than their own body weight in insects in a single night!

I’m with you on rejecting the “Islam is the only way” comment, but I’m gonna need a good bit more evidence before I can accept the case that “no flag has done more to stop oppression and promote freedom.” 

Many of the Warriors have TWO rings, not three. I can understand if you stopped watching after they went up 3-1 in 2016 and just assumed they went on to win that series but, in fact:

No, I think he means “kid” from Dick Tracy.

It’s actually just the snippet of the Talking Head’s Crosseyed and Painless where he’s singing “still waiting” over and over.

Memes. The memes are the point.

I believe its the ‘Iors, pronounced like “yours.”

Yup. A bad call, or anything really that sets him off on a rant causing him to completely ignore the game action for a long stretch. When he sticks to the game, he’s pretty darn good but he gets sidetracked into annoying tangents far too often.

Your thinking that not being able to hear Reggie Miller speak is “missing out” really makes it hard to value your opinion.
For the record, I think C-Webb has some real talent as a broadcaster (good voice, cadence, pretty quick, etc.) but his game analysis is often pretty bad.

I believe it to be a tragic, self-perpetuating cycle. Someone thinks their ass skin is too pure to be sullied by contact with the toilet seat. So they hover over the seat for their shits* thus spraying onto the back of the seat. This then of course reinforces their idea that the toilet seat is too disgusting and…

That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Lebron obviously possesses one of the most intelligent basketball minds in the history of the game. He makes countless split-second calculations and makes the right play damn near every time. There may be valid reasons to dislike Lebron, but his intelligence is most certainly…

Everything below the appointmented positions (rank and file employees) is more or less running per usual in spite of the administration.

That Burke video is just “Yammy” twice and then 4 counts of a person who can’t really say Rs saying “Yarry” (kind of like Marcelino’s pronunciation of “little Jerry” from the Seinfeld cockfighting episode) then two more Yammies.

I’m gettin Yammy, but it’s actually more like “yeah-amie”? I don’t know; this is weird.

But, like, when you were doing an unpaid internship, was there somebody that really wanted to give you thousands and thousands of dollars to do the same work but couldn’t? No, of course there wasn’t. So your scenario is completely irrelevant.