Last Week 30 Years Ago Tonight with Bill Simmons, Part 2 of 3, (I know, it was only supposed to be 2 parts) but first, a few words about that Carmelo Trade, even though that was only 4 years ago and not 30, but, stick with me, you’ll see why I’m bringing it up

I can clearly see she’s given at least two.

That’s a blanket statement I can agree with.

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO.

Serge Ibaka forgives you for leaving him off this list. He understands that you were literally blinded by his handsomeness and thus unable to recall his beauty when putting this together.

do the bartman

And yes, HIS HAIR IS AFLAME!

One time a few of my friends and I went to Vegas and we bought snacks for the trip (obviously). There was a giant bag of these and in a drunken stupor someone knocked the entire bag on the floor of the hotel room. I think three of us sat there debating whether or not we could actually eat them off the floor (of a…

I just feel bad for his wife, who was forced to listen to 17 terrible jokes the next day.

There are no conclusions to draw he drew them for you

Lebron’s 4-2 record tops Jordan’s 0-6 record. GOAT

You can be cut off from utilities, if the weather has been above freezing for 24 hours. Doesn’t matter if a blizzard is on the way. But if you don’t have a state-owned public utility company, that caveat doesn’t apply. They can cut you off in the summer even if you do.