Diana’s death is the first one I remember, because I think the breaking news broadcast cut into my morning cartoons...

u mean the party Pooter

Olivia’s character will continue to die, that’s for sure.

truuu truuuuuu

But could they do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

The only outlet Piers Morgan can get to publish his opinions is the Daily Mail, which is a shit rag. Tells you a little something.

Thanks for including a .gif of that beautiful, beautiful goal so I could watch it over and over. Cesc has a few great years ahead of him, and he's the perfect addition to that midfield. Drogs, Costa and Filipe Luis were great signings as well, and I am sure Schurrle has added confidence after his World Cup…

These poor bastards spent all their money to go to Brazil and see a loss. No matter how well we played, I would have looked the same.

Helena is an adorable little psychopath who is a product of her upbringing, unfortunately.

Fred Meyer is a jewelry chain out here in Ohio (and probably in other places). I'm glad Gawker cleared up my confusion!

I think Petr Cech is one of the best keepers in the world. Goalkeeping is a hugely dangerous position, and they should probably all wear protection. He puts his life at risk every day for his team—some would call it foolish. I may also call it foolish, though I love Chelsea FC.

Scotty McCreery, not Hunter Hayes. :)

I think you just hated the chili and had to make a whole column of other food to try and make your point. I appreciated the satire. Want some chili?

I really think it's an acquired taste. I'm a Cinci native, and I don't LOVE the stuff, but would prefer it to being hit by a car.

Bryan isn't the cat's owner, his sister is.

No, it's not. The little girl named it "tartar sauce" but spelled it wrong, and it stuck.