the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Honestly, of all the Food Network people with shows, I probably make her recipes the most. But goddamn you’re right about the completely ridiculous overpronuciation of Italian words. Plus she’s always making bolognese in a white shirt. Who does that?

I am so proud to know a woman who asked a guy in DC to move his briefcase off the seat so she could sit her 8+ month preggo self down. He pretended he did not hear her, so at the next stop, she grabbed said briefcase and threw it out the door. She felt kind of guilty later, per her text to me. I still believe it was…

Just make sure you’ve got the space available and an iPhone 6 or above otherwise...

Counterpoint - I upgraded to the iOS 10 public beta on a 64 GB 6 Plus and it has not once crashed my device nor have I had any issues with it whatsoever. Upgrade to iOS 10.

word, bae.

Mulva?

This is now a Silicon Valley gif party.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

How crazy would it be if he left a closed-door meeting arm-in-arm with the Mexican president, both of them nodding and weeping? And then President Nieto explains that they will, in fact, finance the wall.

[endless, thunderous, earth-shaking fart noise]

Anthony Weiner IRL:

I go with Silicon Valley’s Erlich Bachman:

The time to insist upon respect and “class” was before you hopped into the comments to insult the people who work here. Fuck off. Find some other website to read.

Hi. We’ve been posting pieces about politics and culture here on the Concourse for more than a year. Eat shit.

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.