Museum curation: every time you tell me “I don’t really read labels, they’re boring” it makes me want to die inside. Do you know how many degrees someone had to get, languages they had to learn, and how many books they had to read to find out about this really really cool, 3000 year-old artifact? And how long it took…

I can’t wait for the inevitable VICE bro-down with the cruel Qatari leadership hard-hitting exposé.

Along the same lines as Becca's story about people making assumptions about educational backgrounds, I waited tables at an Italian chain restaurant that falls between Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill in terms of cost/quality the summer between college and law school. Our clientele was generally pretty decent, and as a…

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

It’s the only time all season the Cubs will be anywhere near number 1.

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

GET THE MAYOR OF TELEVISION ON THE PHONE!

"All-female real estate brokerage founded in the 1970s."

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

"One oval-shaped suit, please."

I took this test the day or day after Lyle Alzado passed away. Breezed through the multiple choice and was feeling confident heading into the two essay questions... one of them I think I answered. The other was a complete stumper. I had nothing. So I decided I would pass the time by drawing a "RIP Alzado" tribute in…

A 17 year old gets pregnant.

If Stephanie's embarrassed now, just wait until she sees the bill from the Jeopardy! people demanding she pay that -$6,800 tab!

This is great advice. Many places have a gap between people who work with budgets and hiring managers. Sometimes the hiring manager can't negotiate with the candidate directly because they'd need to run it past the person who does control the budget. Sometimes a place has budgetary controls in the hiring requisition…

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

Hot take: Cigars are, in the right circumstances, pretty great.

After 10 years, my MIL will still spell my name wrong on cards and presents. (Think Cathy vs Kathy ). After receiving yet another misspelled name on my present at Christmas, when she tried to give it to me I said "that's not for me because that's not my name; it must be for someone else." My name was magically…

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

GIMP all the way baby.........