Ugh. You're being deliberately obtuse.

Big if true

Sure, Millie Bobby Brown is not yet 14, but let’s immediately toss her into the slimepit of gossip as it relates to women celebrities. Stay tuned for such prurient classics as: “Is she still a virgin?” “Will she marry him?” “Are they breaking up?” “Has post-breakup Millie become a skank?”... and on and on and on.

Artist rendition of April Ryan after asking the question:

How can someone be simultaneously insufferable and wonderful at the same time?

Yes, I have, and while Black. White people are white-peopling all over the world. It’s not like the racist Europeans came to the U.S. and everyone else stayed in Europe. Racism and anti-Blackness are everywhere.

After that.....this happened.

We really don’t need the “You need to” uncle at the cookout. The issue isn’t what color he is; the real issue is what comes out of his mouth — or, more optimistically, what he has the good sense to hold back.

I bought a Fitbit Flex (1st gen) at the beginning of the year and have used it every day since then. It helped me lose 40 lbs from April-Dec and get to my ideal weight. The weight loss goal in their app was the most helpful part. For those not familiar, you set a target weight and how much you want to lose a week and…

I’m not even black and I want to be a member of GODDAMN. It’s just too good.

Although we stopped short of revoking their black cards (which requires a two-thirds vote from the Global Organization Dedicated to the Descendants of Africans, Moors and Negroes—GODDAMN)

I posted this year as well.

And you could mind your business, sheesh.

And you could mind your business, sheesh.

🎶Look at me I’m Sandra Dee’s. Lousy with Caucasianery.🎶

Nothing is being restricted from anyone. The article doesn’t really mention this (other than posting a picture of a sign of the old rules), but previously, single drivers couldn’t even legally use I-66 during the rush hour times (there was an exception for hybrid cars with special license plates, but I digress). Now,…

Backlick for a dollar? That’s a good deal.

I’m in California. Cocktail hour starts at noon.

I admire your commitment to a quality getaway even when you’re pilfering from a bin marked “free, take one” :)

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.