I seriously cannot wait to see A Storm of Swords in visual form. The chaos and destruction are delicious.

Me! Although I'm not to Book 5 yet. I objectively support her because she's hella competent, but I hate reading her sections.

I guess it would be too much to remind them that a lack of access to breast cancer screenings, including but not exclusive to poor women, will just mean more deaths as a result of breast cancer. That is the opposite of life, y'all. It also also the opposite of the purpose of the Susan G. Komen foundation. But I guess…

Oh, man. I was the very picture of pearl-clutching when I found my favorite little cousin's twitter. By little, of course, I mean 17. After the initial "You smoked the marijuana and use the curse words!?" granny-esque shock of it all, I realized she's not doing anything that I didn't do and that she's still an awesome…

Things I dislike: posting on discussion boards as a part of course work.

I've also got an across-the-world crush (even less rational than yours, because we just e-mail occasionally), but I have no advice. I just keep telling myself that when I meet someone who as greater than or equal to him in awesomeness and good feelings, then... well, time to lock it down with that guy, I guess.

That's so exciting! Get it, girl!

So true! It doesn't seem as wrong and sneaky, so it's inherently less satisfying.

About four years into (what seemed like) a mostly really good five and a half year relationship, I was pretty much ready to get out. That had a lot to with the way I felt I was being treated, although I was also definitely kind of stagnating. I ended up staying with him, on the condition that things changed. And they…

True, but I figure her own self-loathing over that fact means I don't really need to make a point of it.

I really enjoy the psychedelic jerseys. And some other things.

The one thing I appreciated about this video was that it really was the dude taking responsibility for his own actions, instead of the girl deflecting over-eager peen, ninja-style, to preserve her virtue.

Put simply, waiting until marriage is rather absurd if you don't subscribe to a religious belief system that gives it value and meaning. That's not to say they're anything wrong with that, but prescribing it to people who don't share your religion or who don't believe in that aspect of it makes it fairly ridiculous.…

I think the answer is that both of the teenagers were on hallucinogens, which also explains why such boring kids found each other's company so interesting. Clearly the young gentleman was having a vivid and poorly timed flashback to some teddy-bear assisted self-love, and it completely ruined the mood. Not to mention…

Why wasn't that bear invited to the wedding? After all he'd done!

My best guess was that medical personnel might... write prescriptions with pens? Which was admittedly weak. So I'm glad it was changed.

My laptop would morph into a smoking plastic puddle, unfortunately. I'll just wait patiently for it to be cheaper on XBox. For like a year.

Do babies wear sailor suits because sailor suits are adorable, or are sailor suits adorable because babies are adorable and almost all of them are required to wear sailor suits in a photo shoot at some point, so we've been conditioned as a culture to "aww" at the whole thing?

It's Pet Head deodorizing spray, so that's it's express purpose! Puppers doesn't seem to mind it, so it's safe unless your dog has a weird allergy or somesuch.

My inner emokid is so confused that Fiona Apple has like, hung out with Zach Galifianakis before. So weird! But strangely nice!