Maybe she told someone what she was going to do. This doesn’t seem like the kind of thing where they just found her. There weren’t reports that she was missing for a long time. Police weren’t looking for her. At least, it doesn’t seem that way. That indicates that they probably had an idea where she was.

This wasn’t a joke, though. It was a premise. It was like, if I were like, Hey, you know what would be a really good novel idea, what if the Underground Railroad was a real railroad…but the slaves were robots? Uh…that would totally be a ripoff and everyone would hate me. It wouldn’t even get that far because agents…

I love me some Bamford and Notaro, but for me the MVP of comes 2016 award has to be splitsies between Sam Bee and Colbert.

Thanks, Caitlyn. You just proved you know as much about the OJ case as everyone who watched the People Vs. OJ Simpson.

Ha. Mine was not played, beyond the first two songs, which included Here Comes My Baby. Because I’m very literal.

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Was Trump struck also because those images were of light-skinned children, with whom he could identify? —

i felt bad for Omarossa when I read that her fiancé died…can i get a backsides on compassion?

OMG, I just realized — Gorsuch is Anthony Bourdain’s older, lawyer brother.

Except that this happened because of a chemical attack that LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE 24 HOURS AFTER TRUMP’S SECRETARY OF STATE BASICALLY SAID THAT HE WAS COOL WITH ASAAD. l i t e r a l l y. This is, in large part, Tillerson’s fault. Because he sucks.

The decision comes on the heels of a quick change of heart for President Trump who seemed to only realize the extent of the attack on Wednesday after images of its aftermath filtered through the news.

Also?

Typical of a NPD situation.

No, that’s deflection.

You guys, let’s work together to bridge this gap in equal pay — I mean criticism. She’s both dumb and manipulative and media savvy. These things aren’t mutually exclusive. I mean, Jennifer Anniston is media savvy, and I wouldn’t expect her to know how to solve world problems.

Her piece of shit father wanted to pass a law allowing insurance companies to stop covering pregnancies, and virtually the entire country turned against him to put an end to it. How’s that for working together?

She’s a piece of shit and I hope her and her husband and her father end up broke, and in prison.

So she’s basically taking Kelly Anne Conway’s place.

Honestly, this may sound like sour grapes, but I do not think she is attractive. Her face has a weasel/ratlike quality, and she needs to lay off the botox. She’s not even 40.

Yeah, remember the Democrat onslaught of 2006? No, because everyone forgets. But Trump’s approval ratings are lower than Bush’s then. Maybe things will get better? But…it kinda? Seems unlikely. On the other hand, if there’s a group of people who can snatch defeat from the hands of victory, it’s the Democrats. So…who…