I have no sympathy for Aaron Hernandez — I actually snapped at a lady on my morning train who said she was sad that he had died — and I’m trying really hard not to turn into a conspiracy nut, which is pretty hard given the fact that Putin pretty much chose our most recent president, but something is off about this…

I would just like to point out that Hasan’s monologue is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the media. Things become “truth” and a sort of media/pundit shorthand even when they are wrong. Take the jokes about Nate Silver. Nate gave Hillary about a 67 percent chance of winning — and was wrong. It’s true!…

I wish someone would have acknowledged the fact that Trump probably wouldn’t have even run for president if not for the total smack down he got in 2011 from Obama. I mean…it was a thing of beauty.

Actually, I’m pretty sure that the reason why he set up a campaign for 2020 already is the corruption.

The Samantha Bee Not the White House Correspondents Dinner was better. Highly recommend it.

So — a girl from an abused family grows to be the opposite of what her family would want her to be.

You guys, I’m depressed. I thought that Trump would be out by now.

Anonymous donors…

I’m sure crippling Mexico’s economy will totally fix the immigration problem.

OMG!

Veterans who support Trump are THE. WORST. Hi, he held a fundraiser FOR VETERANS and then didn’t disperse any of the money FOR MONTHS until a Washington Post reporter started investigating. Oh, and then he called that reporter names and quasi-threatened him. Clearly, he cares about veterans. CLEARLY!

I saw my first real life, unironic MAGA hat last weekend. I felt like I had happened upon a new specimen of human. I wanted to go up to him with a magnifying glass and examine him.

Nah. The Brothers Murdoch are going to rebrand.

It’s “inevitable” in that it’s pretty much al the work of Putin.

No.

You shouldn’t miss Bush — he’s basically the same as Trump.

He killed a man, probably two others, and shot a couple more. He was a sociopath. This is exactly what happens when authority figures make excuses for people who act badly because they can play a game well.

I just want to know what happened to the woman who allegedly wrote her plagiarized speech.

Thank you.

Um, no. There’s so much evidence of his cheating that she could — FOR SURE — get it thrown out.