The book is awesome.

In the category of things I think that no one else agrees with —

Oh, wait. Let’s not forget all of the veterans who voted for him, too, btw, even though he clearly had no intention of ever giving away any of the money that he raised in that phony-ass telethon he held when he was too chicken shit to go to the GOP debate. They should all be ashamed of themselves, too.

Yeah, but there were Latinos who voted for him, too, and Middle Eastern people.

Right. But the thing is that people have to remember that there has been a three decades long propaganda campaign against Hillary Clinton. People think she’s a lesbian who had an affair with a man (???) and then killed him in the White House. When a DNC staffer died over the summer, that fuckhead/Putin puppet Julian…

I got into a huge argument with a friend of a friend on FB because the other guy voted for Trump based on the fact that Hillary allegedly stole stuff from the White House when she was First Lady. So I pointed out that it took me two nanoseconds to find out that that wasn’t true, and maybe he shouldn’t have voted if he…

Um, ill-informed moderates voted for Trump.

If Trump gets knocked out because of Russia, then Pence will be a lame duck from the second he takes office. Hi, you were the VP of the guy who became president by losing by three million votes and cheating with help from a foreign dictator who probably has aspirations of being the next Stalin. What could be more…

Um, I know someone who got divorced in his late 20's from someone he met in college. He got over it…Know how I know? Cause he’s my husband and we have a beautiful, awesome son together. So…it gets better?

I didn’t see this, because I’m not on the Twitter or Facebook, anymore, but I would totally do a happy dance if he ran for office. Does he live in Nunes’ district? Because I feel like he could really beat him. But at this point, I feel like a bucket of butt cheese could beat Nunes — except that Democrats always snatch…

I have never seen a more plastic, less happy couple. Hi, you’re billionaires, you’re gorgeous and you’re young — why are you still such unhappy douches?

Can’t it be both? These things aren’t mutually exclusive, are they?

I don’t wash my face, either, and I do think it has been detrimental. But I live with a clean freak who scrubs his face, and his scrubbing isn’t detrimental to his face, either.

I need something like this but about all the Russia-Turkey financiers and banks and other things that likely caused us to have an oversized Cheeto as president.

First thought — SUCK IT TRUMPIES! YOU GOING DOWN. I texted everyone in my family like — BAM!

I’m with ya, dude — but they should have done a better job beforehand — not only once the asshat started to threaten them.

Yes. Theoretically. But when the target of said impeachment goes on a tirade and threatens to primary the people who will have to decide whether to impeach or not…eh…kinda lose your cushion.

Um, hi — and the Russian diplomat dude whose cause of death in NYC is being kept secret because of “diplomatic immunity” is…what? Just a dude with clogged arteries?

Meh. I bet Trump will be out by Memorial Day.

sadly, Pence will probably be president within the month. which is bullshit.