The smartest member of my family is my Mexican sister-in-law. My uncle sat their slack jawed as she finished a rubick’s cube in 8 seconds. Yet — guess who that loser voted for? Because derpa derpa. Derpa derpa.

Um, yeah, I’m pretty sure these people, the ones doing the screaming, don’t want affirmative action.

When this happens, people should video that shit and put it on the internets so that these loser racists face consequences.

Scary but true — Sarah Palin and Michelle Obama are the same age. Michelle Obama has two descendants; Sarah Palin has five kids and five grandkids. (That dirtbag son of her has two kids that no one talks about.) If present trends continue, by the time they’re 60 in seven years, Michelle will still only have two heirs…

Ummmm, are you kidding me? She would have gotten an 800 kajilliony dollar tell-all book deal. She’d have been fine if she left. Also no judge in the universe would have given custody to admitted child molester.

Plot twist — it was for Ivanka; but she only asked because she knew Tiffany really wanted it and she wanted to remind that bitch who daddy’s favorite really is.

Genetics? If it makes you feel better, the one Duggar girl had a c-section…so…I don’t think she’ll be having 10-12 kids.

Probably more humane than that cocktail of drugs that they’re giving them, though.

Yes, I thought that, too. That must have been Capote because I didn’t see the other.

Hmmm. It’s interesting that the KBI arrested the reporter — because Capote was cozy-cozy with the wife of the head of the KBI, no?

Only under the Obama Admin, though.

Part of what I love about Formula One is that at least half of those guys know they have no chance to win but they are still going to go all out.

Why would Spicer get fired for that when that is probably what Trump wants him to do?

Fact — the NYT knew in October that a FISA warrant was issued to investigate Fatty VanMelonSkin’s server…and decided not to run with it…because meh, who knows if it means anything? Meanwhile — maybe there was another fake Clinton scandal to report for a week.

Let’s see —before Snowden landed in Russia, there wasn’t a lot of hacking into government systems; after Snowden landed in Russia, suddenly our security is like a sieve. How weird! Hmmm. It’s almost like the Russkies have gotten some sort of intelligence on our systems, or something. Hmmm. I wonder where that came…

Hi, it was known that Gorka was part of a Nazi-ish group but it wasn’t reported on because, basically, it made reporters feel oogie. YAAAYYYYYY!

Yeah, but you’re assuming that there won’t be Putin-backed bullshit in 2018 and 2020. Of course there will be. That asshole got away with it in 2016, so why won’t he do it again? Don’t be a fucking fool.

Yeah, this has been going on since 2009 when the cable news would let any nutball on the air to criticize Obama, The media knew that Fatty Van Putin Puppet was lying in 2011 when he made all those nutty claims about Obama, too. So it’s old news. They also knew that Sarah Palin was full of shit with her “death panels”…

Based on an interview with the editor of the NYT, they will continue to report on anything the asshat says, regardless of how untrue it is. Although they might use the word “lie,” which I guess we’re supposed to be happy about?

Dear people of liberal persuasion who are down in the dumps —